Thumb Wars: remember old-skool YouTube? yeah so i can't use my thumbs to type anything on this iPad Mini, i'm strictly forefinger.........anyway maybe if you got us a Powder Tower of iced tea mix. maybe if you got Leslie Sbrocco to drizzle some amandine syrup on these mixed-grill vegetable skewers...
Jackie Fitzgerald: a man's cock BALLOONS to attention at the THOUGHT of sex, especially with three ladies at once.........i'm trying to explain that Zardoz scene...
David Bowie: one Iman has the power of three ordinary women...
Jackie Chan: i'm Mister Rogers.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: yeah but i don't trust AAA, i don't have a drinking problem. there's a scarier woman than me, she works at the Bagel Bakery, she has that mean blonde hair. she's like if Ms. Frizzle were a queen bee in high school. clean the RIM on your glass with your tongue, not just the glass. Fonzie's comb was TINY. postage-stamp-sized houses fit me to a T. our new neighborhood eatery created by AI is the Robata Grill...
Jackie Chan: no sake for you, Miss Elaine. a sake bar is not like Cheers...
Elaine: how old do you think i am, boy? that's a compliment, how sweet.
me: when i was at Berkeley i had the most beautiful little apartment right on Telegraph Ave, it was the size of a postage stamp but it was all mine, i dreamt of living there the rest of my life, it makes me cry now...
Jen R: i remember, your next-door neighbor was a '60s hippie like your dad who was living your dream, a forever home, fresh warm donuts every morning for breakfast on the corner, he won, the hippie who won life.
me: this year's Jewish Film Festival in San Francisco this week.
Jen: the commercial for it is hilarious, two old bubkas in a deli kvetching over mumblecore.
El Gordo y La Flaca: when you don't have a forever home, a permanent residence, WE are your stability.
Lili Estefan: i wear pink baggy Mrs. Roper blouses to keep you stable.
Leslie Sbrocco: new Check Please episodes ALL WEEK?!!! what are we, Steven Universe? PBS is the ONLY thing that's good left on Earth...
Eye Luggage: Mars Express and go.
Motoko Kusanagi, The Major: i feel i must interject...
David Bowie: my old stomping grounds!!!
Motoko: ahem, as i was saying, don't compare this to MY masterpiece, it's not fair.
John Cusack: this movie ain't some High Fidelity thing, okay?...
Tower Records: both meanings.
Eye Luggage: the WORLD of this movie is SUBLIME, it's phenomenal. it's so detailed and complicated and full of boops and beeps and all the pieces fit into each other. the painstaking time it took to make this futuristic world, this world of the future, go, run smoothly, is admirable.
WIRED Magazine: it's wired well...
Jeremy Piven: ...
Janet Leigh: okay but why does the pretty white woman have to be the protagonist? why wasn't the black man the protagonist?
Motoko: i'm very surprised there wasn't a sex scene in this, and i mean a HARDCORE sex scene where it's Archer-style cartoon porn, this is French for fuck sake!!! France Funimation!!!
Aline Ruby: they had that one scene that was a feint where Aline was grunting but it turns out she was just exercising vigorously, doing hard push-ups.
Aline: they called me Drucker the Fucker on set for some reason...
Alsace animation: SLEEK. takes you pleasantly back to Code Lyoko.
Royjacker: Blade Runner After Hours...
John Barrowman: Doctor Who vibes with the whale-like alien being in an aquarium of liquid. this isn't about me, i'm here representing Torchwood...
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: see what i mean about this AAA of the future? they're very inconvenient, they fill your hovercar with foam to get you out of an accident, which causes an accident. those Jaws of Life on a drone is pretty cool tho.
Dirg: you can't say anything anymore. thank you.
Laertus: notice all the protest signs against AI, no more robots, bring back the humans, that is our future.........both meanings...
Lynne Thigpen: it seems gumshoes are the same in the year 2200, i salute you!!!
Data: can i be a gumshoe? without the Holodeck i mean...
Monopoly Man: jailbreak is not that Fox TV show, it's a whole other thing.
Bill Gates: pretty soon only i will be able to stop AI. i have the keys but i left them in my Seattle mansion that's like a Maine wharf on the lake...
Jen P: ...
Dirg: can we talk about the red-light district? or purple-light district as the case may be?
Eye: with you? no.
TLC: don't get it twisted, honey, are you a man or a scrub?
Laertus: Vaporwave sex? some of these definitely cost extra. the naked woman with the six legs? very Vishnu. the man with the electric top hat? very Mr. Humphries.
Vivienne Johnson: i was the original British flapper...
Aeon Flux: gold-dust woman with a unicorn horn? that's nothing, did you see OURS? btw i'm dating Stevie Nicks...
Stevie Nicks: after Motoko dumped me, wham byte thank you ma'am, dropped for a newer update, a newer update patch, gives new meaning to cybersex...
Eye: what does it mean to fuck a robot?...
Dirg: that sucks, i feel for any man who has to go through the wife's new husband to see his kids, i don't care who or WHAT you are, that sucks. let him see his kids, he's already dead...
Motoko: oh come on, those are TACHIKOMAS!!! give me a break. this whole night scene in the wide-berth backyard lawn in back of a mansion is sending me Scarface vibes.
Aline Ruby: if you have a drinking problem, here's my card, i can help, i can be your sponsor, i've been there like you.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: why are you looking at me? it's the future, just give me the vaccine, right? i LOVE needles!!!
Aline Ruby: you can trust me, my name sounds like a Steven Universe character.
Motoko: in the end, this isn't the solution, many single-file lines, the humans on one planet and the robots on another planet, or spaceship. the two groups must coexist, this is good advice for human factions NOW on this planet. now THESE are the parades i like. robot consciousness is already here. it was pretty cool how you got to experience what it would be like to go through a Star Trek transporter.........g'night folks, bonne nuit tout le monde.
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