Wednesday, January 30, 2013
SSS: CAT SCRATCH FEVER
*CLICKY CLICKY*click above on my first ever ipad mini photo to dig up a new serieslet me explain. that fronty pic up there with the glare bar at the bottom is the very first ipad mini pic i took. it was of my lush green garden in my backyard. it's a beautiful wondrous place my backyard garden, the type illustrated in children's fairy tales, with long greenery, yellow flowers, a place so awash in small clovers that one cannot see the brown dirt surface, you can hide in there and think about your imaginings, it's the Secret Garden, the Fairy Garden and everything else. well, the pic i took turned out well, i scrunched myself in the middle of the mini forest, tried to capture a fleeting chirping blue bird but couldn't, and took a nice shot in the middle of the whole thing, it was well-lit and crisp and clear and it showcased those unusual green clover plants with the five leaves that grow alongside the yellow flowers, i wanted my readers to identify the species for me.lo and behold, i try to copy and paste the pic onto this very here blog post, and apparently, i need an upgraded server, or the server doesn't work with the function of adding pics or something, so i'm screwed, can't post the original pretty pic. somebody help me. instead, i'm sorry, but you get the pic as it's on my ipad mini (which i "love" so much) having to photograph the photograph using my desktop camera. hence, the muddied, gray, paltry image of its former self. one day i will learn...if you teach me.the second part to all of this is the clicky pic, which shows you the war scars of my new cat, who i definitely love. if he's a scratching pistol with me, his Father, imagine how he'd be when my imaginary girlfriend comes over to play.did you know that February is A Perfect Circle Month? i know, you didn't, huh? you thought i was going for Black History Month or Cupid's Reckoning. nope, it's an obscure fact, but it is indeed A Perfect Circle Month. see, folks, stick with me for all of your latest Illuminati knowledge updates.NOW, CLICK HERE AT THIS LINK FOR ANOTHER WOODED SCENECLICK HERE FOR THE RULES. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, PLEASE ADD YOUR ENTRY TO THE LINKY TOOL BELOW:.
Monday, January 28, 2013
TMIT: OPEN YOUR MOUTH...STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE...THAT'S IT...
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Friday, January 25, 2013
BABE OF THE WINTER: MARIA LAROSA...AND HER AZZ
CLICK HERE FOR A GAM GOURMETCLICK HERE AS YOU CLUTCH YOUR CLUBSCLICK HERE FOR A WELCOME SOAKER.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
*CLICKY CLICKY*click above to bury this series in the harsh desert sands.THEN, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK, FOR BLOOD AND NOURISHMENTPoppy, forgive your son,you were the kind intellectual,i am not worthy of your loins,i turned out the surly atheistwho only doesn't believe 'cause he hasn't found love.the new cat instinctualized as much, he scratches me with abandon 'cause he has the go-ahead from you and the other angels,the new pet is the reincarnation of our beloved white Persian who licks and head-motions and twirls into comfort just like the old pet did, everything except licking my nose,the nose knows, especially with animals,the new cat takes back his purrs, he offers them sparingly, not before making me see with a bite.how did my teachers put up with me?, they with jobs and me without a job, two separate beings, two walks of life, two forms, the new cat and the old cat.CLICK HERE FOR THE RULES. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, PLEASE ADD YOUR ENTRY TO THE LINKY TOOL BELOW:.
Monday, January 21, 2013
TMIT: MEN GO TO WAR OVER TITS THAT HUGE
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Friday, January 18, 2013
I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM.
CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK, FOR A FUNNYMAN GETTING SERIOUS. YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THIS INCIDENT INFORMS TIM'S VERY UNIQUE SENSE, HIS EXQUISITE ZANY BRAND, OF DADAIST HUMOR..
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
*CLICKY CLICKY*click above for #3 of 4DON'T WAIT, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINKmy cat, my beloved cat, my beautiful baby, a stroke out of the blue, missedi loved that pussy more than i will ever love a woman's pussyand that is why i am still singlefuck this shit, this shit is realdo i exist without?which meaning-laden word should i type next?i wish i had superpowersthe entire universe is really located in the palm of my handCLICK HERE FOR THE RULES. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, PLEASE ADD YOUR ENTRY TO THE LINKY TOOL BELOW:.
Monday, January 14, 2013
TMIT: UH, YES...I'M FROM CALIFORNIA...I'M NORMAL
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Friday, January 11, 2013
FRIDAY FIVE: KNIGHT ON A MARE
FIRST, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINKthen, everybody out there, please answer the following questions:1. what was your favorite part of this episode? why?2. what was your least favorite part of this presentation here and why?3. what was to you the most disturbing part of this vid? why?4. recount in full detail over the course of your life the one nightmare you had that was truly the most disturbing or strange or the one you'll never forget because it was unforgettably surreal or frightening. the wake-up-in-night-sweats-one. shivers.5. do you find knights in shining armor sexy? how shiny does he have to be? how would you fuck him, armor left on or off? maybe cut a hole in the crotch-area metal and perform a gloryhole-style blowjob? please, enchant me with your medieval tales....
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
SSS: PHAIR IS MY JET CITY WOMAN
*CLICKY CLICKY*click above on the Space Needle for #2 of 4. Seattle, the best place on earth for art and culture, in the past historically, now, and forever more. i wish i was Cobain's bff back in the day there, we would have skateboarded the hell out of the joint. it rains there constantly, which is good for my depression.special shout-out to my blogger buddy PHAIRHEAD, CLICK HERE FOR HER BLOG, for re-reminding me of this gem of a song. the opening guitar licks in this song are downright delicious, those circles of sound, rings of riff music, ring in my ears like pleasant sugar.CLICK HERE FOR THE SONG, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK, TO HEAR WHAT I MEANTrouble over a misunderstood emoticon,this is what i had to deal with this weekthis is the poor paltry life of a bloggerdealing with blog life like we were back in grade schooli should be performing Romeo on the Big Stage now,not quarreling over whether that's a semicolon or not,winks can mean different things, too, the interpretation enters a repeating loop of frustrationmeanwhile my Juliet, my potential wife, calls out to her Romeo in vain.CLICK HERE FOR THE RULES AND TO PLAY YOURSELF. ADD YOUR ENTRY TO THE LINKY TOOL BELOW:.
Monday, January 7, 2013
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Friday, January 4, 2013
BCS CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: ANYONE CAN PLAY
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
*CLICKY CLICKY*click above on me (not really me) at Tom Sawyer's white picket fence whitewashing for the first pic in the series, #1 of 4this is a pic of My Infamous Nipple, which has become more famous than even me, your humble blog author, your late phoenix, through the years. now see, no, i didn't get Smurfed, this is what happens when you leave your reading lamp on as you snap the photo...my body is the surface of the moon, i'm in space, save me, daring astronaut you, come get me so we can kiss and multiply and start a Newt Gingrich moon colony.they all talk about Renewalbut we have all run out of fuelthe cool kids won't face that life is cruelthey hitch another ride while we Losers have to walkCLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK, TO HEAR MY STRUGGLECLICK HERE FOR THE RULES...AND TO JOIN ME. COME ON, THIS WON'T BE FUN IF I JUST DO THIS THING BY MY LONESOME, PLAYING WITH YOURSELF GETS BORING AFTER AWHILE, BELIEVE ME, I KNOW, AND YES, I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL INTERPRETATIONS OF PLAYING WITH ONESELF. I WON'T BITE...UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO. I'M BEGGING YOU, I'M ON MY KNEES...YEAH, YOU LIKE ME ON MY KNEES, HUH? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?.
SSS: SHOW SOME SKIN: THE RULES
KAZI, CLICK HERE FOR HER BLOG, FOR THIS FANTASTICALLY SEXY LOGO! 1. THERE ARE NO RULES!!! okay, not entirely true, but there are very few.2. every Wednesday, i'll post a new SSS here at this blog. use the linky tool, the Simply Linked, to add your link to your SSS post at your blog.3. SSS is anything and everything you want it to be, post a pic/photo of yourself showing some skin. this can be anything from a nice photo of the palm of your hand to various degrees of undress to completely nude and raunchy, it's all up to you, no force, just art. also, don't show your face or otherwise give up your real identity unless you really are okay with that. as i always say, this is meant to be a fun game, not a lawsuit.4. accompanying the photo of yourself each week can be anything, a descriptive caption of said photo, a poem concerning the mysteries of human life, a rant on how badly your week is going, feel free to vent and pout and smile and laugh as you write, or you could just post the photo, or you could type a stream of "fuck"s for ten minutes, you are the ultimate author. myself? i like to add links to music and music videos to my posts, but you don't have to. i also cheat a little bit and take one photo of myself which is used for the entire month, four weeks, four SSS posts, i draw on the one pic each successive time, each new week, until you're left at the end of the month with a really kick-ass pic of myself that has been drawn on as if by Leonardo himself. most of my readers email me and ask what the fuck did i just draw on myself. fuck if i know...hey, that's art, baby!!! interpret it as you will. oh, one thing i do ask is that at the end of your individual SSS post each week, you add a link back to my blog site: http://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com, just so people will know what you are referring to when you talk about SSS, it keeps things in a nice connected circle. 5. remember, and i can't emphasize this enough, i can't stress this enough, there are NO WEEKLY THEMES each week, you don't have to fit your pic into any guide word or anything like that, it's up to you what your theme for the week is, what you want to capture in pic and words.6. now, the way we bloggers all connect to each other with this meme is, of course, through comments. i know it's a pain, but if the person took the time to participate in SSS and actually post a pic and a poem, the least you can do is take two minutes to scan it, understand the blogger's deep artistic and philosophical mind, what she was trying to get across with her entry, and leave a scintillating comment at her SSS post. folks, it's only five minutes or so out of your Wednesday. see, if we don't comment at each others' blogs, there really becomes no point to this whole enterprise, ya feel me? community strengthens art...i just made up that little pithy truism right now on the spot as i type here: community strengthens art.7. so, i guess for now that's it for the rules, i'll come back here later if i want to update or amend, but i hate rules as a general rule, that's the only rule i follow, i'm free and easy, i like to let things flow and just happen, i'm a Grammar Hippie, not a Grammar Nazi, and the same goes for my art and your art as well. peace :) and please play, it'll be fun, trust me. oh, if you have any questions about SSS, email me directly, email@example.com, i'm the only person who knows about it since i am the sole runner of this meme, it's just me, the late phoenix, only me, at your service..
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