Wednesday, July 27, 2011

HNT: CAN'T WASH THE STINK OUT


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click on the Symbol of Discordant Light for #3 in the series

THEN, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE




ever had a nightmare?
bad nightmare, scary nightmare
one that tears apart the fabric of your knowledge
the inscrutable tenets of Being Human laid bare
and shown in a cheap light, on a creaky frame
and you see yourself for what you really are

ever had a nightmare?
good nightmare, cleansing nightmare
one that an enema finds unbearable
all the lies are finally washed away
dirty non-spirit grasping at gods
cracks a smile of release
wearing proudly the sins of breathing
like a coat, so humbly made in a human shop

ever had a nightmare?






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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

HNT: LILIUM


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click on the lilies for #2 in the series

THEN, CLICK HERE

FINALLY, CLICK HERE FOR THIS ONE TIME IN CHOIR CAMP






away from the hustle and bustle
my bustle has busted
and my hustlin' days are over
after all the broken limbs

i ponder this melody
ponderous melody from an anime music box
i stare at its air like stephen hawking does with space
a space to crawl into
this melody my blanket





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Monday, July 18, 2011

...AND IT WORKED (?)






by now, you've all heard about the marine who youtubed himself asking out mila kunis to his BALL <----see what i did there, that's more of the innuendo double entendre stuff that you've come to love about my writings. the reason there's a ? in the post title is that the news keeps changing, i'm still not sure whether or not this did actually work and mila will in fact be in his arms in the flesh come that ball day CLICK HERE TO REFRESH

CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT FOLLOWED

CLICK HERE TO WATCH MY FAVORITE, AS YOU ALL KNOW I'M A SUCKER FOR ALL THINGS BETTY

so for the sake of argument, let's contend that the invitation will in fact go through and a nice time will be had by all...the two of them. it begs the question: can youtube really be a possible conduit for achieving all of one's life goals? youtube's not just another useless piece of cyber junk? it's actually a dream-maker?

3 steps to reaching the stars when you're a socially-awkward loner:

1. set up that youtube account. this takes the most mettle, for it's always hard to start something from scratch out of the blue, but go ahead and push those buttons that will set up your account. do you realize that by doing so, you have become important? it's true, just by setting up your account and getting on camera NON-anonymously, you've introduced yourself to the world, and take it from me, people really are interested in what you have to say about the world's problems. there is no such thing as a stupid youtube rant about the middle east crisis...or your favorite brand of yogurt. random strangers are interested in you.

2. now for the courage part: ask out your favorite celebrity crush to a function. it works, baby, it's as simple as that. y'know, the one hollywood star you've been obsessing over since third grade, the one you lauded when they went into indies rather than blockbusters, the one whose poster you...ended up...yeah, that one

3. here's my example, to the one and only natalie portman: "hi...*record*...um, is this thing on? oh, okay, well, hi, ms. portman, i, uh, my name is the late phoenix...phoenix, you know: the bird that rises from the ashes, symbol of immortality, i use it in an ironic sense, it's LATE, see, i don't believe in immortality, i believe in nothingness. that makes me a drag at parties, that's why i'm doing this youtube thing...*chuckle*...anyway, i normally don't do this kind of thing, but...um, natalie, will you?..."

which celebrity from stage or screen or any facet of pop culture would you humiliate/attention-whore yourself for by posting a youtube video of yourself asking him/her out?




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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

HNT: ONCE IN A BLUE MOON


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CLICK ON THE MOON PIC TO REVEAL #1 IN THE SERIES









awaken!
scrawny body of a tired soul
scars not shown
mind too blown

arise!
organ of the night
unsheath and unravel
and prepare for our curt hellos

enter
plunge into her bottom
with each mounting thrust
power is aligned
then dissipates

unearth
all the old feelings
cum and juice intertwine
leaving a sticky trail
of our past communications
that communication of long ago









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Monday, July 11, 2011

MUSIC MONDAYS: SHOOT














FIRST, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE









memories: here we go, let's begin, don't deny, you're grooving to this one, steppin' to the heat of a latent beat, the memory of your first meet and greet while dancing to this ditty with the one you loved and rejected

feelings: how would you feel about a music video that rapes your childhood, that makes you see SESAME STREET as Bourbon Street like no other commodity has done since WONDER SHOWZEN?! awesome, that's how we all feel, awesome that this exists in our lives, that we were born to witness this, this is the only reason we were born, so accept and smile. btw, this is really just a cheap advertisement for WONDER SHOWZEN, please watch that show if you haven't already, i won't spoil it for you if you haven't, then contact me via email and we can discuss it. i'll get back to you on one of my lonely days

structure: boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom...

final question: what are you gonna miss most about Music Mondays?









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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

SMOKE 'EM IF YOU'VE GOT 'EM









FIRST, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE









in the middle of my preaching
i find myself reaching
for a point that isn't there
mostly hot and withered air

thinking of my little friend
i knew him before the cyber fame
we'd drink cool lemonades now and then
and shoot the breeze between the puffs

as you watch and witness
lebron fades, he remains
a smile peeks through
and the lemonade memory sweetens





*what do you smoke when you're feeling lost, lonely, and you recognize that there aren't many more chances left?...*









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Monday, July 4, 2011

MUSIC MONDAYS: NAKED, I LIKE IT










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memories: come on now, folks, come on, you can't hide in the corner this time, we all know you love this song, you remember this song, you're humming this melody as i speak. yep, well for me, the memories attached to this one are strange and subtle. first time i heard this was that first summer i considered myself free, a little freer anyway, free to choose what programs i watched, safe from my mother's watchful gaze. i turned on cartoons, fuzzy stations talking about fantasies, and of course music stations. the music video to this song actually might have been my first introduction to VH1, MTV's ugly but willing stepsister. yeah, i distinctly remember some images from this music video, a guy playing a guitar while rain poured down, some neon lights, something like that, mind wasn't as addled as it is now, i'm straining every second nowadays to make sense of the world...

feelings: y'know, i clearly can recall one scene from my childhood as i was watching this music for the first time on a lazy, hot june midday. strange how the mind works, huh? you can forget whole swaths of your life, but you concentrate on some very specific ultimately meaningless vignette. mom had gone to work for the day, leaving me to my own devices. ah, those were the times. i ordered myself a large pepperoni pizza with some money i didn't technically have, waited anxiously as an unpaid hooker waits for her john, then the delivery truck came, nice pimpled boy handed over the pizza, some monetary stuff was exchanged, and i bit down. went to the refrigerator, pulled out the brand of hot sauce i had been wanting to try for like forever, sauntered over to the slice, naked music almost done, poured it on a pepperoni, got a little sauce bit on the cheese strands, ate...and blacked out

structure: oh, so silky smooth this song, huh? dreamy soundscape, lilting guitar which carries you all the way through, and the voice of a storyteller, he's not too harsh, not too loud, just soft and whispering to your ear and your ear alone how it is in his life. truth, y'know? quoted and sung for truth QFT

final question: where's your favorite place to be naked?






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