first pic up there, Colbert with the pipe looks like The Dad internet image, you know the god of those atheist spaghetti-eaters or something. Elvis Costello was my favorite music guest on SNL for quite awhile.........then i saw the Frank Zappa episode where the tv screen starts oozing out slime. i want that '70s Zappa stache on my lip so bad.
1. what is the best sandwich? a hot dog
2. scariest animal? Man
3. ever asked someone for an autograph? yes. Elvis. the other Elvis. also Keanu Reeves, to which Keanu gave me his autograph of George Carlin...
4. favorite action movie? Sunset Boulevard. no not the pool gun, the LIGHTS!!! CAMERA!!! ACTION!!!
5. fave rom-com? Sliver, that Sharon Stone movie. i always thought the sliver referred to Sharon Stone's vagina but it's actually a type of long tall slender one-room-per-floor on-top-of-each-other pile building that apparently only exists in New York City. the building that's all sheen-silver glass-window like the Trimark Pictures movie-logo griffin...
6. window or aisle? the one where Captain Kirk is proven sane. the one that's a Smashing Pumpkins song...
7. favorite smell? cum
8. least favorite smell? cum
9. most used app on your phone? Instagram, and i am TERRIFIED of doing ANYTHING which makes that little rainbow square app tab start to twitch and jiggle...
10. you only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life, what is it?
you know i've been going over this in my head my whole life, people have asked me this and i always have no idea, no good pat answer. if it has to bottom to the barest root, what would i choose to be my overall GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME? that's tough. that's damn tough. what song satisfies all my needs, wants, desires, and dilemmas? what song is the fixer, the credence cure-all, the salve at Safeway. there's not that ONE song that is all, that is all of life, cos life changes, people go through puberty and stuff. but for RIGHT NOW:
"Don't Wanna Change Your Mind" by Ollie Wride with FM-84
with the music video that uses the movie Cocktail. i was a Tom Cruise fan WAY before Top Gun: Maverick, way before the general public learned of him through the sliver in Oprah's couch. i've always been fascinated with Scientology...
BONUS: describe the rest of your life in five words: THE END IS NIGH sign
3 comments:
1: BLT
2: Yes, man.
3: Tigger at Disneyland.
4: Pulp Fiction
5: Pretty Woman
6: Window
7: Lavender
8: Morning bitch piss
9: photo apps
10: Sunscreen song
Bonus: I still have no idea *)
1. BLT Burger at Carl's
3. i tried to get Gaston's autograph but he beat me up with his Popeye arms, he was having a bad day from all the harassment...
4. Quentin used to work at the last Blockbuster in Bend...
5. Pretty Woman has a deceptively good ending...
6. "Window Paine" by Smashing Pumpkins
7. my best friend in grade school was named Patrick Lavender, he got me into all things video games and Nintendo 8-bit
8. Morning Bitch Piss: name of my riot-grrl band in college
10. I LOVE THAT SONG!!! i've followed ALL the advice in those lyrics in my life. if it wasn't for Baz i wouldn't have learned the Funky Chicken dance. i don't use sunscreen cos i'm goth...
love you *)
BONUS: same.
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