TABERNA: THE FIRST TOGA PARTY

 

in the village of Pompeii, on a mountain in the suburbs of Ancient Rome, Julius Aqueduct is chatting up Aeus.

Julius Aqueduct: the mountain we live on, how can you tell if it;s a mountain or a volcano?

Deus: you can't. 

Julius: eh, I;LL worry about that later. wanna go n a date?

SoesuL why have you taken me to this apothecary?

Julian so you can try this thing called pop. it;s Ike soda. goes well with ice cream.

DousL ice cream?

Julius imagine if the family cow grazing on the green grass of your farm on the hill was frozen.

Cruise you have quote the imagination. 

Julius l we all get it from hades. I got a million ideas if you;ll stick aroinf with me...

you know what they say about closed doors: they stay open in a haunted house...

Jen RL the as rest thing iOS when you can't actually;y Moe on...

Mick Fleetwoof; I was just about to iss review Nicks on the mouth.........bot I forgot KY Fisherman;s frond lozenge...

Rode EVIL we make your clothes PUGGY...

Am Diet pan Errwolf in London: getting fed by a nose is the joys Royce foreplay.

Greek bow THSTls oral!!!

Jenny Dgitteer: you;LL forget about me soon eoug nice you see Julkie derpy naked...

Jen RL it;s even sexier when a woman reads to you...

Food Naighton: let is all storm to the zy comfort of n ;80s one-on-one stand.

James Muirtray the ecivograher: I'm RSY too monk to Ave this rofianry name,. ,I name should have been Xerxes or something.

Medicare talking dog; not Datanic,. bot rather dementua-relayed, those do foxes talk to a pot of seniors Ater all...

bond guy room Bakde R9nenrL I e Ike rain.........time is also the fire in which we burn...

the 1930s: where a big burly man can e taken down by a love-tap to the back with a boyer knofe...

Matt;ene FetrchL I  the l30s when you were nervous to all to a man, ask him for  bogarted...

Marlene Fietrcig: the famous scne of me shirring on board the train I Dhanghao r operas, my face lit UP by the spotlight shove...

me: ...that scene wastcabtly  ME when i called Jen pm the phone, I was  aneroid week taking live to ku soulmate.  

Jen RL your ja wwsd reverberations. yep had the body shakes.

Confusional forts time ever Y name was singled nfeore kissing...

Ejate vere spend to Bay Jane?; it okay like a eosodpe for Gidget black and white...

minestrone soup try ALL your seasoning slats in me...

{eye FavdisonL I'm now a Sagan's at daresay night lives i move the Erelend Uodate desk into Palace doing the commercial...

Me;Diana Maker l a ris Vinay with a hoodie and sSHORT sleeves? WY?

lemon poppy: NY abgat flavor, get the glazed muffin instead.

alone Benes in a yellow elbow: ...

Jean Galrlowl nobody eats dinner at eight nah more...

Sally Fielkd doing the Good nights at the Darordya Night Live episode she hosted: thanks for coming, and everybody Joe ago time, and be DSFE at the atrocity!!! ah the L90 s, that warm nanny blanket over us that OBO E7 Liam's is still alive [pretexting us as everybody's Mrs. Doubt fore...

Enjoy of using the TRO cyst in Het Jruio!, at was my touch...

country sock let;s face it, we NRVR recoverd Fran the rose of Rick and roll...

Inde Navarrette: I am OBSESSEd with resent vil.

Julian Calre: um. I did that while gamer babe thing farts, like the years ago Efron it a fashionable. I pay finished writing the supt you'd love story in Grand Theft Duro VI, the sex scene in the Vaoirwave shower with the neon purple eater? 

Indel I'm o cual.

Jillian l sore you arel you just she NTL me try man yet.

Flanks JorpsetteL I;LL spell you last name of Yu spell mine...

Jillian l everyone thinks it;s Jillian Claire.

The rather how low Nick Cassavetes was THAT TALL?!!!

DoursL like what> I have a lot of free time, there's not much t do in this game.

Julius deoeductL well like you know what Halloween is? NW holiday on the horizon.

First like it Dead Day?

ulousL bingo.

Formal atlas info.

Julius l modern mesopotamian game. so everyone's looking for a Halloween truck,. like Nero trick us all the time from the oulit.

Girl his gone me some ambrosia candy.

KlousL not I;m gonna song Vhrostams carols in front of my house for Hlloeeen. 

Oyl that;LL stun the Hiuns!!! label them stone faced like the stone of your house.

HunsL we;d rather be stoned and confused.

GousL wautl Cristina's/

JulusL it;s a new religion, heard of Jesus? he;s the new got on thscene, his stuff is okay reaching is now. unlike out boring Hebrew teachers this guy has the chrosma of a rockstar.

oats l the long hair of one. I will reserve Judgement bot IPM gang have a cross on this man!!! the pax think he's crazy bot help cay cool to me. HS ideas are DSNEOUS.

Julius l sigh, IP,m trying her I really am.