big congrats to Ncuti Gatwa!!!
1. write a 100-word story using the phrase "kinky love triangle".
the new Doctor Who is announced and the Theatre District in Britain is abuzz. David Tennant reminisces on how he got his start in the biz.
David Tennant: i was naked on stage. fully nude. my 10-inch cock was flapping and flopping all over that stage for all to see. i mean we always gotta show that the Doctor is human...
Johnny Depp: big congrats to Ncuti Gatwa. really I wanted to play the Doctor, that's why i got in the biz. pirates suck, they're too gloomy, that's why i made my pirate fun. fun and whimsical like the Doctor.
Elon Musk: i'd make a good Doctor Who.
Amber Heard: no you wouldn't. you suck. sorry, Elon, but i never loved you, you were my rebound to protect my feelings after the big breakup.
Depp: can i get in on this kinky love triangle? oh Amber!!! come on, babe, why did you poo in MY bed but you didn't poo in Elon's bed?!!! he's the one that deserves his bed poo'd!!!
Elon: sorry, mom, that was an insensitive tweet to send out on Mother's Day...
2. when was the last time you snapped a nude pic of yourself? where was the pic taken?
church. luckily i was alone cos it was the church of a monastery...
3. finish this sentence: i felt overwhelmed with the urge to ____
NOT have any more stress in my life!!! Mother's Day brunch followed by Three Busy Debras brunch followed by doing the grocery shopping followed by Shen Yun!!! i know i know the pageantry but i don't have a car!!! i have to walk everywhere!!!
4. finish this sentence: using sex as a road map ____
i finally got an electric car. but not a Tesla. a car manufactured by Doc Brown himself. Doc Brown has a power wall, too, a row of TVs all up and across on piles in his office so he can see the world.
Doc Brown: i know the secret to having no more power outages. i've traveled the world in 3 months. being a time traveler in this car, i've seen the dawn of the human sexual revolution from start to finish, there was more love back then, more love than there is now...
5. do you tend to follow your desires and take risks?
i want to travel the world. but i'm in a monastery.
BONUS: if you dig a deep hole through the center of the Earth starting from New Zealand, in what country will you emerge? Old Zealand
i have the perfect name for this new Doctor Who special: Journey to the Center of Old Zealand. or Around the World in 80 Old Zealand or something.
2 comments:
I do not watch Dr. Who but damn that is some chocolaty goodness.
1. very funny stuff
2. I have heard so many good things about Three Busy Debras and Mitra Jouhari is so very funny. I need a free trial to whatever premium channel that airs that show.
-H
Doctor Who: i can't wait. i've been a hardcore fan since 2005. we all thought it was over forever in 1989, thank the stars for the channel BBC America!!!
Three Busy Debras is great, the writing is WONDERFULLY WEIRD. Mitra is funny and hot, i wish she'd adopt me so i could be the 4th Debra.
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