notes:
* love you, Betty White. more than Ryan Reynolds.
* Milk Makeup: does a body good
* Nuzzle Pillow: 1001 Arabian Nights
* Duke's Mayo: in no way associated with lacrosse
* John Basedow: i'm a pirate now.
* woman struggling with her purse at the start of the BBC-America broadcast: first meme of 2022...
* hot dog brown: there's a new Charlie Brown Special! about New Year's! you don't have to keep watching the Christmas one!
* Takahashi: The Descent is a horror film, but the real horror film is The Last Descent...
Dirg: nutty putty? really? come on.
Jerry Lewis: ...
* The Cheese Touch! the real decision we as a society have to make is whether we all just collectively move on to the animated film and series and miniseries and limited feature to come and forget the live-action movies ever existed or .........i just forgot what i was saying, what i was talking about...i ate some green cheese stuck to the black asphalt playground ground by the jungle gym...
* Off The Air: bad touch gets us canceled...
* it's called touch there's gonna be some nudity, some MA-S
* people arriving at a party: not an algebra question
* what was behind that curtain?.........the Toyota lady babe!
* this is the commercial Blow Pop couldn't show. a giant red butt not red from spanking but red from latex.
* Ryan Gosling: you were born, so you are free, this is very MY Blade Runner...
* don't be a butthead! don't smoke! see? Eve and Eve
* Marc Maron: i was never in Toto. bring back REAL UNDERWEAR, the dingy-white stuff, no more boxers! this orange sweater comes from a '70s episode of Sesame Street, did you know we never throw puppets away, all the used felt becomes clothes for the Henson children. i'm keeping my hair long i refuse to cut it till Brad Neely gets a new show...
* innocent child-toy squeak. the raven looks haggard and wine-sotted cos he hasn't been asked to be quoted for a spell
* don't push the button up top, massage the clitoris underneath
* oh i get it, i can never cross the street tho i see the other side, it's a metaphor, the cruelty of life. all that will happen is i get some liquid soap in my palm. only my hand can reach the other side, not me.
* it's good seeing Eric from Tim & Eric getting work these days, he's been all but forgotten...
* MOCAP WORKS BEST
* king of the universe: why are you green?
minion: cos i'm green with envy at your power.
king: this animation is from the '70s Star Wars short The Story of the Faithful Wookiee...
* Will Forte: it's me with my regular voice...
* green guy: they held hands! that's disgusting! everyone knows the only acceptable position is to squat!
* king: that's like so so so so stupid. like the electoral college, you know? just go back to the popular vote...
* king: now you guys can go back to running a train......i assumed with that conductor's hat you have on...
* your pits are that tadpole that needs a YMCA pool
* that's just a Jane Fonda WORKOUT video not porn
* complex poetry doesn't rhyme...
* help me, Rhonda. for the record i BOUGHT an anaconda i don't HAVE an anaconda
* you know i've never been able to touch the liquid inside my ipad-mini screen
* Nigerians do it better
* don't smell my pits, bro
* oh shit! turns out we're ONE PERSON! there's no river under us! WE'RE the bridge over troubled waters!
Bruce Lee: *thumbs up*
Bruce Lee: maybe if my name had been Brice...
* the Nigerian Alan Watts is saying something profound right now. something about choking yourself...
* Guillermo del Toro: i'm out. not freaky enough for me.
imagine The Hunchback of Notre Dame but a female with bad skin...
* the chin is very sensitive, Tool videos taught us that.
* this isn't saliva it's my coagulated love juice.
* there's a baby growing inside of you after our encounter, you are pregnant in your throat...
* it's a Plympton cartoon in real life!
* The Second Coming Culling will be a Paul Thomas Anderson scene of getting sunset moonset truck gas...
* puppet show from Hell, filmed in Filmation!
* these lyrics are our tech future...
* the technicolor-rainbow-warp-speed scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey is like everything else being rebooted for the millennials. as is Carl from ATHF, Carl would never parachute, too dumpy.
happy 2022, my babies. happy new year but it'll never be a good year again in a world without Betty White. who's left to give us a laugh smile chuckle and light breeze for our day? remember, McDonalds is the only thing open tomorrow. tonight drink enough that in the morning you remember Andy & Andy's tequila snow but forget Rob Schneider has a twitter...
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