1. the best part of your job is _____
the honey...…...it's not what you think, i'm a beekeeper.
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2. my favorite quote is _____
it is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us---Peter De Vries
3. the best part of my day is _____
when i have a day. again. when i don't wake up locked in my lucid dream for all eternity. remember Sportscenter? remember when there used to be sports on this planet? so the anchors would always yell
HAVE A DAY! HAVE A DAY, KID!
whenever somebody did something good on the pitch or the bowling alley or something
4. what is the hardest part of your job? how do you deal with it?
the hardest part of my job is getting hard. thankfully i have an old Army buddy i go on cruises with who
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5. you must write a "how-to guide" about something for which you have expertise. what is this guide about or tell us the title:
How To MasterClass
it's not what you think. i have no independent expertise which would warrant me actually BEING the teacher in a MasterClass video. what i did was i uploaded a youtube video of me WATCHING a MasterClass video of Gordon Ramsay. i now know how to make macaroni cheese......did you know mac n cheese only exists cos Henry VIII was trying to impress a girl?...
BONUS: what would you name your boat?
the S.S. Minnow. Exotic Trip, Free Lunches. yeah that was what doomed them, the free lunches. they should have used the lunch money for armed guards...
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2 comments:
The best part of my day is... when I fall asleep.
bathwater: same. wake me up when I can turn on a tv and watch a press conference where Biden is up on stage holding in his hand a vial of the vaccine...
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