HOW ARE YOU COPING?

notes:

* SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* not the architecture

* yeah so i know this topic is majorly apropros now and salient, but it's still such an abstruse concept to actually illustrate and display. so hey, welcome back, Off The Air!!! it's one of those themes that you nor Eddie Vedder could draw a picture of like you could the sun.

* COPING: what a concept!

* donkey wearing a party hat, not anything more

* your mic will stick to that flagpole if you persist...

* do you know a sound tech dies every time you stubbornly insist on you precious ambient noise for your white machine? the soundscape is in your head. this is what guided meditation doesn't tell you...

* each one of those white index cards is for every time he missed

* this isn't what you think, not preparing for an upcoming groundswell war, Biden won, this is back to cosplay

* not cool. especially after the Alaskan bear decree. i don't care that it's a chocolate bear

* he missed every target cos he insisted on shooting the arrow while jumping...

* this isn't a zoom meeting. you are in Hell. you are stuck inside that rectangular screen for all eternity...……...

* kids: we know, grandpa, it's getting late, we'll come inside...
grandpa: i wasn't touching my wrist with two fingers to indicate my watch, i was calling for my divining rod, we havin' water for dinner!!!
kids: grandpa, are you Anonymous?

* not doing a challenge, i really fell down a flight of stairs. not doing the Breeders Cannonball Challenge, i really need that black gum back in my mouth for my root canals...

* Michael Phelps making a cameo in the shower to promote therapy...

* hey, can you slide down your own arm?...

* hey, did you notice? that's the famous rooftop were the hipster quarantine couple met. the boy in the bubble and the TikToker dancer. the one time a drone was used not for war or making money.

* hey did you notice? you got distracted, huh. you were looking at the Mentos Freshmaker in the plastic bottle of throwback '80s-design Pepsi blowing up its spout straight up in the air like a volcano. you were hoping to compliment Dave Grohl on his ponytail this time. but what you didn't see was that Aanrchy A in the corner. you are no longer in the United States...is your name Chaz?...

* hate your office-cubicle life? magnetize your workspace. your workplace now better represents the maze that is the rat-race of life. you are now Pac-Man...

* when you watch Titanic the way you watch Peppa Pig...

* that one Goonies Sloth's like, "why i gotta be naked when i play the piano?..."

* only the naked Sloth hanging upside-down from the chandelier survived the shipwreck...

* hi, this is a commercial for SunSetter……...act now and receive a rainfall-showerhead spout absolutely free!...if you live in Brazil and have one of those decks with the wood slats that the water drips down from above on your head like a small waterfall

* i always choked on my food, the portions of food were always too big. then someone told me about a knife. that person is no longer with us. and this thing called water. you can drink it. my whole life i thought the only drink was Coke. first, buy a friend online. they rub my throat for me. sometimes they rub my neck which does nothing. doing the Alicia Silverstone bird-mother feeding thing costs extra. so i don't have voicemail, this is my real robotic voice. the steam fogged up and it looks like i drew tits but i guarantee i'm into you...

* it's that GrubHub commercial listing EVERY food that exists that they have and it's closed for covid!

* soon, you will only be able to eat food virtually. food will become too expensive. you will eat food by swallowing flavorless pills, there will be no more tasting involved...

* don't get distracted by the 360 camera view...

* that pizza slice is exactly the size of his cock, perfect fit. the puppet audience in the background looks on with disapproval on their faces...

* speaking of puppets...meet the Snuff Puppets! conceived when their creator was thinking of ways to escape the junta he was in. he accidentally discovered cocaine whilst sliding up a tree to escape. this same man later created Double Dare...

* they live in the Footscray Firehouse...foot, get it?...

* okay that's a COOL shade of lime-green for that Volvo stationwagon, you don't see lime-green cars like that on the road...

* the Double Dare Nose pogo-sticking on its own mucus...

* the Snuff Puppets say: STAY INSIDE, KIDS!!! WE ALL HAVE OUR PART TO PLAY IN THE INHUMANE WAR ON COVID!!! WE'RE OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!

* this nightmare could last 18-24 more months...unless you're in Australia or New Zealand where the Snuff Puppets are from..so just forget everything, nevermind...

* if Anonymous had a gay son...

* two hands, two hands of the world, stretching, reaching, trying to grasp hold of one another, cling to the other's fingers...only to fall short, not quite getting there...at the supermarket scanning UPC station...waiting in line to buy groceries...

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happy weekend, my babies. is it summer yet? are we having fun yet?

TOMORROW: California Pizza Kitchen, curbside. never get thin crust, it's a rip-off! thick crust is 300% more food. no more Pizza My Heart, i had to sell my dreams and my surfboard to afford their 50-buck teacup-pepperoni Tuscan square pizza...