Monday, August 1, 2022

TMIT: BINX FROM THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN

 



1. what is your go-to question to ask in online dating? you can date online? i still send love letters scented with my own perfume.

2. how old is the pic you use for your online dating profile? it's so old i'm wearing a purple Stussy shirt...

3. what is your biggest dating pet peeve? i just thought the whole thing was gonna be like Cathy the comic strip.

4. what are your goals with online dating? i just want to be Sigourney Weaver's kept boy.

5. have you ever slid into a stranger's DMs? did they respond? yes. Tom Arnold and i are now good friends.........honestly i don't know how to feel about that.

BONUS: do you think a couple's finances should be together or separate? SEPARATE if you're Tom Cruise, TOGETHER if you're Tom Cruise's priest.






2 comments:

Jules said...

1: Name 10 people from history you would have at your dining table for one evening.

2: What is old?

3: The cake is a lie

4: getting under the layers

5: No, I don’t believe in sharing Doc Martens.

BONUS: Separate. You are your own person.

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the late phoenix said...

1. i just need 2: the 2 guys from My Dinner With Andre

2. age ain't nuttin' but a number, Prince taught us that

3. imagine a being with Keanu Reeves's charm and Tom Cruise's power.........that is the definition of God.

4. my weighted blanket broke my bed...

5. i slid into your DMs.........and the rest is history...

BONUS: i don't know what it's like to earn money...

love you, mah dahlin *)