Tuesday, January 25, 2022



1. i struggle with ___

Joe Namath and Suzy Kolber. do solar panels work at night? the whole art thing on Instagram, how does that work? billions of people post their art on Instagram each day and somehow they're able to have that be their only job. people buy art on Instagram? why haven't i been introduced to any of these people? how can i get a billion people from all over the world to watch my movie?...

2. what do men like to talk about?

tiny pink cowboy hats. that's what Steve Blum talks about and i do whatever Steve Blum does.

3. do you eat food samples in grocery stores? (pre-covid) of COURSE! that's my only source of a meal a day. i eat all the multivitamins and Vanquish off the shelves, the year-old cheese which has reached peak pique. and ketchup packets. folks let me tell ya take it from me, LIL SMOKIES, they are deliciously DIVINE, way better than bacon, so savory first thing in the morning, dip them in your greasy coffee. pro tip: don't go to the grocery store at 1PM, there won't be any donuts. i once saw Joe Pera at a grocery store, i ambled up to him anticipating a deep deep philosophical conversation about the nature of Nature but he told me to get out of the way, i was in his shot...

4. what don't you have figured out? shouldn't i be married with kids by now?

5. what would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

solar panels. there are NEVER solar panels on a gingerbread house...


Smu Doodle said...

Of course there are no solar panels on a gingerbread house. It needs to bake long long time in low winter sun. An unbaked gingerbread house would just be a blob o mush house.

the late phoenix said...

plus it probably wouldn't taste too good

Jules said...

1: Everything.

2: Women

3: Only if they come in crinkly wrappers.

4: Everything.

5: Orange robes.


the late phoenix said...

1. best topping on a pizza

2. i only talk about one woman

3. it's hard to eat a candy bar in the store secretly when the wrapper crinkles

4. let's figure out life together

5. frozen-orange-slices robes

i love you, mah dahlin *)