notes:
* we can transform into the Transformers' weapons...so we're better bots than the Transformers...they'd be NOTHING without us!!!
Megatron: this is how it starts...
* at the end of this commercial you'll have no idea that the product here was Chobani. you will think the product is Art School
* i'm always triggerhappy with these things and i was immediately calling for a new Transformers show...but actually no, i had to pause and stop. no, let's not, let's take a break, a LONG break, allow everyone to heal from the war the world went through. give him a chance to grow his hair out again and dye it back black, to join a real group, to have real friends not weird pensioner friends who frequent the same pub you do cos they have no choice, YOU DO!!!!! acting jobs won't come sitting on your duff you need to be with Anne-Marie Duff. time for her to finish NYU and move into a third apartment with pink wireframe from the Gatsby '20s. let her do what she really wants to do, not work at 7-Eleven, join a hippie commune to let those big tits breathe in open-air, in sunlight, in orange sunshine and Carl's Jr cheeseburgers. EXPAND her youtube reviews and do a film herself, do the Sonic movie better!!!!!
* Pocahontas: dear Alice, don't go down the hole. you know what hole. i'm in it now and there's no escape. i don't even get the cheeseburgers. i'm forever lost in a concept. a reality. a world i will never know is real or not. sure it's utopia and we all eat plant burgers and there are no more greenhouse gasses and you can eat the windchimes and smoke every tree in this Garden of Babylon but i'll never be friends with Philip K Dick cos he's not here. i slipped into the wrong stream. oh and Alice, don't marry Ioan...
* Phoenix the Witch Doctor: hey if you rim the edge of the Chobani cup like a Buddha om and fill the yogurt with a cup of hot water, it makes a Bill-Hicks-level ayahuasca.
Bill Hicks: don't you EVER compare me to Bill Burr! I am the greatest thing to come out of Georgia NOT George Clooney!
* Pocahontas: in the future we plant all day. chips yes but also green. greenscreens. those aren't solar panels on the roof they're CCTV screens. those spinning dirigibles are supposed to remind of the yesteryore lore of Led Zeppelin but they are really the police you voted for. no more need for wheelchairs, Hustler Magazine is free in your brain at birth. we eats bees, cuts out the honey middleman. is it all an illusion? yes but it always was...
* Pocahontas: that's not chocolate milk, that's earth-flavored milk......we had a nice woman driving our air-bus but gingers were eliminated from society...
* fondue, the only thing that remains from the past.........a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, a place called The Seventies. Sweden. hey did you know Star Wars takes place in the past?...
* Luffy: of course i'm sleeping under a tree, i ain't fazed, i'm phased, i'm not worried, adult swim can't kill us by not playing us, we've only gotten stronger since the cancelation, the manga is going strong, it'll never end, we will NEVER get One Piece!!!...
* Pocahontas: we're farmers but the Doc Oc arms do all the harvesting work...
* daughter: mommy, why do i have to go to that school?
Pocahontas: your father was a noble explorer but he's gone but he has an excuse he's exploring. i chose that school for you cos it lets kids drink coffee...Chobani coffee...
* Pocahontas: yeah so this whole thing happened cos the Greeks conquered the world again, it wasn't just the yogurt...
* now i want Chobani Coffee...
Washed Out: FOR FUCK SAKE let the naked lesbian couple commercial through! they BLOCKED my video for "Paralyzed" on youtube, i'm still steaming over that!!! a GATE is the same as BLOCKED!!!
happy weekend, my babies
TOMORROW: it's old but the sourdough burger from Burger King, is it better than Jack In The Box's? Jack's came first so it's moot. but why didn't Jack take the opportunity to do marbled sourdough first? hey just me now, but i definitely would go back to a film theatre in New York City, it's time, it's time to once again see The Squid and the Whale on the big screen...
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