* being in a rock band is the best job in the world.
* Phoenix: Tucson?...
* Hannity: my favorite vape flav is the bubblegum...
* who's the hot goth babe?
Lisa: Lisa. i like black.
* the Pope: i want the Iraq Dog...
Todd: no, Hot Dog, i'm not gonna do Fifty Shades of Grey with you!...
* Todd: who was the worst U.S. President?...
Lisa: ...
Todd: i mean before...
Lisa: James Buchanan.
Todd: i need a girlfriend.
Lisa: *hot whisper* yeah.
Todd: people who go to Wienerschnitzel don't have girlfriends...
* Lisa: i'm going on vacation, you're too nerdy for me, Todd.
Todd: but i have a Hawaiian shirt.
Hot Dog Mascot: i don't need to strip, i'm already in costume...
Lisa: i'm going to Cabo to be with Roger Federer...
* Lisa: there you go, triple cheese cheese, a cheese shake, and dried cheese which is a marshmallow. enjoy.
Todd: i'll go check it out......why is our backroom a YMCA?...
Todd: ironically, your wiener is small...
* Todd: what is happening? is this a subtle way to make fun of my nerdy short hair? i had long hair once, when i was in the band Cinderella, but that was for something else...
Lisa: wow, Todd, i never knew. you're kinda cute when you're not talking. the key to my heart is food. remember which food?
Todd: nope.
Lisa: the fucking fondue, man, remember the fondue sauna in the back?
family: humans evolved from dogs...
* Todd arrives for his date with Lisa in a Daniel Boone hat and corduroy skirt...
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happy weekend, my babies
TOMORROW: so...yeah, that's where i'm going. not for the burgers. Made The Wienerschnitzel Way.........it's not what you think...
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