1. have you purchased cryptocurrency (bitcoin, ethereum, dogecoin)?
yes. i bought my cryptocurrency with cryptocurrency.
2. have you been scammed by cryptocurrency? cryptocurrency is dead now, right? Elon Musk said cryptocurrency was just a big scam he foisted onto the world cos he was bored.
3. where are you now? nowhere
4. where do you want to be? The Queen's bedroom. i want to sit on her throne. the throne in her bathroom.
5. how may hotels have you been kicked out of? only the Hilton ones. the bellboy kicked me out because he said i looked like Paris Hilton. i do look a lot like Paris Hilton...
and then of course that motel next to Walt Disney World but that was in the script, that was a planned scene, that was for The Florida Project...
6. how many bars have you been kicked out of? the only bar that matters is the one on which currently holds the weight of the balled foot of Natalie Portman. the weight is straining the bar to bend downward but it's holding. next to her leg is my leg as i'm learning to plie. i do brutal ballet, i dance to Nine Inch Nails and metal music. i take the pain in for both of us so i can save Natalie from having to go through that Black Swan ending again...
BONUS: what is in the boot/trunk of your car? me. i kidnapped myself. my psychiatrist said it was the only way...
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Now that you have been kidnapped I imagine you are demanding the ransom be paid in cryptocurrency. As The Crypt Keeper I would be glad to make you a loan as long as you promise to pay it back in Tulip Bulbs.
smu: i miss that show. i wish my cryptocurrency would turn into $5000, i have to decide between a car and a house soon...
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