Monday, May 10, 2021


1. agree or disagree with "Rainy Days and Mondays always get me down":

agree. but that's a good thing. what art do you know that's good that wasn't about depression? on Mondays i eat lasagna.

2. what do you like to do on a rainy day?

write. but when it rains the power goes out and i can't write. i only shower naturally, i only shower when Mother Nature deems i should shower, when She decides to rain. on those special days i doff my monk robe, stand on the cracked sidewalk naked, tilt my head up, and open my mouth and only rains in California one day a year.

3. what do you refuse to spend money on?

bitcoin. but i will spend my life savings on an NFT of Elon Musk saying on SNL that Dogecoin is a hustle...

4. if money and practicality were not a problem, what would be the most interesting way for you to get around  town?

the DeLorean time machine. but only one that drives around town. imagine if you had a time machine but it would only transport you to places within the city limits of your one town and only in the present...

5. what is the most frustrating product you own?

my Flex Seal boat. i used up all the Flex Seal paste on my boat while the rain punched 22 leaky holes in my roof...

BONUS: if you could hack into any one computer, which computer would you choose?

Major Motoko Kusanagi's cyberbrain. so we can all see once and for all whether or not she's dating Demi Lovato...


Smu Doodle said...

I'm building my next home out of Flex Seal and chicken wire.

the late phoenix said...

that guy is so jovial and convincing on tv, he has that huckster charm

Jules said...

1: Rain, yes. I prefer Magic Mondays.
2: Complain
3: Aubergines
4:Drone surfing
5:My brain

BONUS: Mine. I still can’t find things.


the late phoenix said...

1. i love the rain. and sniffing magic markers
2. complain in the rain
3. whenever i think of eggplants i think of that very-early video game Dig Dug
4. soon everyone will have their own personal drone
5. your brain is beautiful, mah dahlin

BONUS: i can't find myself

love ya *)