notes:
* Alex Trebek: don't worry, i'm holding Brayden Smith in my arms right now.
James Holzhauer: me, too. Vegas will weather it all.
* Cecily Strong: for those who question SNL's power anymore in this society, take a look at Mama Bear of Dan Levy's tweet.
Dan Levy: now i feel like a bear.
* may the power of the bonobo and all forest spirits who dwell heal Ashley Judd's leg.
* Shelley Duvall: i wish Dr. Phil would have been the shapeshifter, shift his personality!
Robin Williams: i would have played a Dr. Phil troll on SNL. like, Dr. Phil as an actual elf troll...
* please let there be Tomorrow's Adventure...
* Captain Planet is mad...
* SSSS Gridman in real life
* Data: not cool. my eyes were a lovely shade of green.
* Lando Calrissian: i had the best finger. the fishing-pole finger.
* blue girl: i'm actually quite happy, my species doesn't have eyebrows...
* Blackjack: my ass will cushion my fall...
* Blackjack: if only my console was waterproof...
* sure, blame Christmas, just another war on Christmas
* ---do i detect a note of insubordination?
---not the same as inebriation.
---sure, fuck can be said now on cable but not whatever?!!!
* Data wannabe hack: according to my calculations Kurt Cobain had a 100% chance of dying young.
* Blackjack: no, not whippits, just doing the helium voice, i like those long hot-dog dogs tho
* Blackjack: no excuse for my behavior. i am not in the fashion industry.
* i smelled his cockpit. the one on the plane. his cock smelled clean...
* WHY IS THERE HOLIDAY STRESS?!!! AREN'T THE HOLIDAYS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN?!!!
* blue girl: the dead are all noble. Blackjack fought two battles, and lost them both. cos there was a third battle, the battle for his third eye...
* Data wannabe hack: see? not a robot. i'm crying.
Blackjack: that's glue! don't glue your hair!
* Blackjack: i broke my pelvis. and i was just about to go back in time and invent rock n roll...
* Blackjack's silver hip flask: the Coca-Cola bottle from The Gods Must Be Crazy
* and closeup the villain looks like a Venture Bros villain, sigh.
happy weekend, my babies
TOMORROW: Taco Bell. bacon and taco meat, why didn't anybody think of that! two forces of deliciousness, may your powers combine! but the only force that matters is love, that's why i'm having a chocolate taco on Sunday, both meanings...
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