COW FARTS

notes:

* also known as bovine burps

* yeah it's confusing. there's Julie Payne the actress. and Julie Payne the other actress. and Julia Payne. and the one that's a producer...

* Takahashi: not THAT Red Sprite, Dirg.
Dirg: those look like HD palm trees straight from Heaven!!! the sky opened up, pick the manna fruit from the sky trees!
Takahashi: Eddie Vedder does great work.

* Cotard: i love looking at old pictures. like old photos from the '80s of Mammoth Lakes and Big Bear Lake. i swear there was a Macy's up there that i frequented when i was considering the priesthood. i told myself i'll take the oath only if they have those woolly fuzzy brown socks...
Dirg: they carry them. i like old videotape. it carries. like voices. i saw one of those pics you had, it was of a mom old-skool style in a groovy '70s heavy log-colored coat in the woods carrying a boombox in paperboy hat next to a hoodless Pinto.
Cotard: it's not what you think. she was my ride-or-die when we took the bus together...

* no ruby rhinestones yet, still a kid

* what rhymes with methane? besides pain.

* ironically, Skeletor provides the gas masks...

* you thought facemasks were bad, wait till everyone has to wear gas masks forever for climate change...the sex will get kinkier at least...

* no those are just paper flames

* lemongrass. brilliant. but what if the cow has a sweet tooth?

* yeah but why the kids enter a carnival tho

* i honor everything Burger King is trying to do. it's important, vital, and necessary. but this won't get me to eat an Impossible Whopper, either. i'm still scared from the first commercial. i know it's the future of food but it would just be a wasted trip for me...

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happy weekend, my babies. since Burger King has all the headwind this week, it would be futile to stand in THAT line and get blown away. even the line outside. so instead i've opted for The Habit. why? cos it's NEW!!!!!!!!!!! baby. and the monk thing. i'm a sucker for new burgers and fries i haven't tried yet! new tastes in the area where there are no new tastes for miles! takes me back to my first bite of thousand-islandy In N Out Burger in 7th grade!!!...forget pubes, i became a man THAT day...i made ALL the island girls my wives...