notes:
* Phoenix the director: question, does the American standard change over time?...
* Phoenix: heads up cast and crew. hurricane season begins June 1 so we urge you to get your generator. direct from The Weather Channel. the hot Spanish hostess no longer works there, everything is owned by Telemundo now the way it should be. Mexico got that 5G first.
* man on ladder: i need that other infomercial that turns the gutter leaves into Malt O Meal. howdy, neighbor.
neighbor: hey. good to see you finally wearing gloves.
man: what's on your coffee mug there?
neighbor: i'm mad Metalocalypse got canceled. some salty language for a cup that usually nurses sweet coffee.
man: why are you staring at me like that?
neighbor: that ladder is made of chocolate chips...
* man: got that thing that blows the windows from 30 feet?
neighbor: you a peeper?
man: no, cleans the windows that are 3 stories high. nobody can reach that high not even She-Hulk. who's your favorite player?
neighbor: Rooney.
man: what do you like to diddle on?
neighbor: a fiddle.
* when you both get the groceries---that's happened to me so many times in my life!
* dad: did you get the eggs?
mom: why? it's not Easter. did you get my gossip rag?
dad: HELL NO. that company voted wrong.
mom: i know it's National Enquirer but this issue has Queen Meghan Markle on the cover, limited edition.
* daughter: why do i still have to go to school? no kid should have to do schoolwork on the same table she eats breakfast.
mom: the sun is out but it's still not summer, young lady!
daughter: my algebra teacher breathes funny. i tell him to turn off the zoom meeting but he always does five minutes late and the class sees him brushing his teeth...
* mom: well hello racoony!
raccoon: my name's Rigby.
Rigby: so...……?
mom: okay so Regular Show as it was originally supposed to be shown on adult swim as an adult show did NOT get greenlit, but JJ Villard's new show did, it's the closest you'll ever get.
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happy weekend, my babies
TOMORROW: what i forgot last week! POPCORN CHICKEN!!! do your worst, Jack In The Box. i'll just pretend as i'm popping these in my mouth that i'm watching that black-and-white Woody Allen/Cuaron teamup film about bears in Texas...…...remember when there were black bears in Texas? and the theatre is packed...
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