notes:
* Snake Mountain ain't no Regal Beagle! this ain't the fun kind of slime, this is the slime pit!
* you know what won this the $10,000? the voice.
* heads up: Nursery Crimes, why was this episode named that?...
* you're not a rock star till you have red lipsick and micro-curly blond hair on
* fooled ya, huh. you thought he really was in a rock band in front of a live audience. video game. the fact that it's a video game isn't surprising, it's that there was a live audience and not no fans and crowd-noise pumped in...
* drinking water like any responsible landlord
* Skeleton Landlord: just busting a nut on stage.
Mark: but you don't have nuts, sir, you're a skeleton...…...it can be disgusting as long as it's scientifically accurate...
* SL: am i cool, Mark?
Mark: of course! you have a ponytail!
SL: pause for product placement and audience cheer...
SL: you know what i mean, Mark, i'm a David Foster Wallace fan...
* Mark: they've missed rent twelve weeks in a row.
SL: how Partridge in a Pear Tree! Mark i'm a cool boss, rent forgiveness in these times. as long as i get to bone the babe.
* SL: okay, Mark, take your birthday off. take your clothes off be in your birthday suit. but you're not getting Christmas off, i'm a Charles Dickens fan cos i heard he was a dick in private like Ellen.
* there are three tenants in the window, but only two speak...
* babe: we don't have the money. but i'm that most rare creature in media, i'm a Manic Pixie Dream Girl...a GOTH Manic Pixie Dream Girl! with big tits!
SL: i swear i noticed your Depression-era Raggedy Ann freckles and puce eyeshade first.
fuckboy: tell that loser to buzz off! don't you see my Vaporwave Marcus Aurelius bust of ivory? i listened to Soft Cell BEFORE they were cool! we're REAL goths, '80s goths, we knew Robert Smith before the electrical-socket accident with his hair when he wore a white hardhat and worked in a steel mill...
* SL: can i come in?
babe: no. show canceled after 1 episode, still kept the $10,000.
* fuckboy: don't you know you have to dress cool before you can collect rent? when i went to Budapest...
SL: it's pronounced Budapesht. you can work at a bathhouse and not be gay you know...
fuckboy: you're lame. look at my vest, i'm the ORIGINAL Tiger King! i carry a bottle of Axe spray with me at all times. what are you, like 100 years old?
SL: that's the last thing my mother said to me before she lived.
fuckboy: time for our selfie shoot.
babe: do my hands look small?
fuckboy: just put them down your throat and no one will notice.
* Wolverine Broadway stage...Mr. Clean Google...Jeri Ryan's sex dungeon...cyberbrain...what will i name my band? i went to so many colleges i gotta have a cool band name by now. The Karnov Klap? let me look out my window for inspiration to find a salaryman from Japan letting a horse lick his icecream. that's not anime, that's Xavier: Renegade Angel.
* Mark: all the poop out of the room...that's a Tom Goes To The Mayor line...it was a legal death.
SL: legal death? that can't be a thing, that would cheapen civilization. her? not him? it's okay then.
* Mark: just gotta dust off my clarinet...
SL: what's it like to cum?...
* SL: you got the stuff?
drug dealer: your voice is so shrill it shattered the car windows.
SK: i'm the first landlord in history who wants to impress his tenants.
drug dealer: WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES!!! come on, man...
SL: sorry. i don't have hands.
drug dealer: you can skip over this infomercial…...here.
SL: rad! Gummi Berry Juice!!!
* this place is a bar/gym, BOTH things of which are not allowed.
* owner: hey everybody, this is Carl from ATHF. this is as close as you're ever gonna get...
* one...two...one two three four……...that was as far as we got with the lyrics...
* the producers put that in the script just so they could splash liquid on the babe's face
* fuckboy: why do i have to wear the chain when you're the bitch?
SL: i want to get to know you better, babe, because i want those fluffy pink pants you wear, i need to hide my chickenlegs.
SL: hey, there are worse things than becoming your parents...
* SL: did you take care of it?
Mark: the virus did...
* TO MY EVERLOVING SHAME i'll never know who played the babe cos the credits type was too damn fine. as in small. that hurts. i'm gonna cry now in that small corner.
* this was good, but Kyle and Beck do it better. hell, Beef House does it better...
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happy weekend, my babies.
TOMORROW CALIFORNIA OPENS UP!!! that's scarier than ME opening up!!! i'm scared. i ain't going out! like that! not till there's a vaccine...
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