TMIT: THAT'S THE GIRL FROM THREE BUSY DEBRAS!!!

i LOVE Three Busy Debras!!! it's not just that it's the female version of Stella in white suits. i love their play on words, their surrealism, and there's a bit of Dadaism thrown in...make that Mamaism. still think it should have been on Comedy Central tho, i mean i want this thing to be ADMIRED!!!

1. what is something new you've done because you are under coronavirus self-quarantine?

had a Corona. no seriously. never had that beer before. never had beer before. of any kind. i don't understand bitter drinks, what's the appeal? drinks need to be sweet or my tongue says fuck you to my gall bladder. i mean i STILL see on tv commercials for Corona...every Corona gets its lime, and everyone dies...

2. what three habits have improved your life?

sleeping: never did it before. had my first sleep last night. wonderful. woke up which was cool cos i thought i was dead. had a lucid dream, which is like a dream with King Crimson's power from JoJo Golden Wind. it really regenerates the body, doesn't it? makes work easier.

eating: gotta say, this REALLY helped out my body. before i was a stick that would get carried up into the sky everytime it rained. now i had my first Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. had to drive on the highway out of the tri-state area for it but i drove 300 miles in one minute cos all the roads are clear.

drinking: i only drink Corona now...smite thee, begone spirit! drunk Shakespeare alone in my dorm room...

3. what really makes you angry? when people aren't kind. Doctor Who was perfectly explicit on the subject, i don't get why people still disobey doctor's orders. is it the accent? is it the blonde hair?

4. what's the craziest thing you've seen somebody do in the workplace?

one guy defenestrated cos he couldn't take looking at another one of those sad animal-abuse commercials again. don't get me wrong, this person is an avid animallover, he just couldn't take the pain. later i gave him Sarah McLachlan's number and they started dating. on condition that she divorce first, write "Adia 2" with even more cryptic lyrics, and that he vote Green 2020...

5. what is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

Steven Universe cosplay. but that's why the Steven Universe community is so awesome. except for the massive amount of online trolls in that community.

for my finale video i dressed up as a werewolf and sang the Being Human theme song. people chided me that it wasn't Rebecca Sugar's song "Being Human", but i just really miss that scifi show. the British one of course, the American one was trash as always. the community hates me now...

BONUS: if you were in a band, what kind of music would you play? college...

the picture last week was a tool to remove seeds from raisins...…...my question is, why not cut out the middleman and do it when they're still grapes...

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