TMIT: SUGAR NIPS!!!

Joe Pera: these are sugar nips.
Princess Leia: no, they're the scissors used to make my hair into cinnabon buns...
Joe Pera: you're my mother. my show never says who my parents were...
Princess Leia: Sugar Nips was my nickname in space high school...

1. who are you really? Socrates...

2. are you better at starting or destroying relationships? why do you think this?

it's the age-old question. how long before you ghost yourself? it's the question even Trent Reznor had to confront: ultimately---Trent wrestled with himself---was he better at CREATING or DESTROYING? Trent found that after he razed the hotel room of his mind, he really wanted to replace the mess in that space with a rad song he composed.

as for me, i follow the will of my Lord and Savior...…...that Destroyer God from Dragon Ball who looks like a purple chihuahua...

3. what is the biggest doubt you have? do we really have independent thoughts? what is a thought? or is it all controlled in the Seychelles by Monsanto Corporation.

4. tell us the name of 3 best programmes on tv or movie that you have watched since being sidelined due to the rona lockdown/quarantine:

Years and Years, seemed appropriate

i finally saw the first episode of Sanford & Son, "Crossed Swords". brilliant writing. but it was so surreal, i had one of those displacing Berenstain Bears Experiences where you think something's so but it wasn't the whole time. like, i always thought the crochety old man was mean to his son and berated him constantly and made him feel small all the time. but actually it's the SON who is beleaguered and put-upon and tired and broken-down and worldweary and weary of his good-for-nothing forgetful and wobbly old man of a father Redd Foxx. i completely misremembered that dynamic. the son is at his wits' end cos he thinks his pops is holding him back from ever marrying and escaping the ghetto. and the old man actually comes off as sweet and adorable and loveable and doddery and bumbling-but-means-well. family, right?

and The Invisible Man just cos it's cool to see this film that should now be in theatres at home. that's the wave of the future: brand-new films when they come out will simply skip the theatres and go right into your little Netflix box at home. all film theatres will be razed and replaced with drive-thru Starbuckses. for your buttockses. but there'll still be grindhouses cos popcorn still has to be made somewhere...

5. what product do you think the world could do without? the internet

BONUS: if you died today, how would you be remembered?

as that kid who wrote a lot of stuff...…...but there was still that one story he didn't get a chance to write...

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