Monday, March 16, 2020

TMIT: MY MINT KITKAT TASTES LIKE POT...



...and i don't mean a pot of gold...

1. assume that in the future there will be huge leaps in human augmentation. given a scale from completely human to completely machine, how far would you choose to augment yourself with robotics? what parts would you augment and why?

THREE WORDS:

Mary Elizabeth McGlynn

i've already gotten a cyberbrain cos of her. it was inserted in place of my regular brain just last week by Bender from Breakfast Club, at the local garage he works at now.

go now online (you're already here) and look up Mary's voice. listen to her voice. study her voice. it's the greatest woman voice of all time. it's smoky without smoking cigarettes, Mary is a '20s charming chanteuse. 1920s not 2020s, present life is terrible. a song siren in a Carmen Sandiego red dress who wants you to find her at the club. those classy jazz clubs where you aren't allowed to yell. now all we need is a Steven Universe/Ghost In The Shell crossover...

2. in your community, are events, school, and large gatherings forbidden or canceled due to COVID-19?

a person whom i dearly love has been stricken with this virus so i'm really sad now. i'm trying to distract myself with the fact that COVID-19 sounds like this song, i play this video on a loop to pretend i'm back in the happy times:

CLICK HERE RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK

3. has your work schedule changed due to COVID-19 ie onsite work changed to teleworking or shortened shifts or no work at all?

i really needed to drown my sorrows so i went to a pub but they said they were closed all week for a special event...

4. what gets too much attention in the news?

the Election. let's all just vote online so we can move beyond this and get back to our lives...

5. how do you get your news? from a leprechaun

BONUS: do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day? this year how will you celebrate?

i was named after St. Patrick's Day so i try to make the effort each year. but i can't stand beer. i've never understood bitter drinks, i need my drinks sweet. since i don't have to wear green on this day this St. Patrick's i'm gonna wear my orange shirt and jump in the green Chicago River and see how that goes this year...

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2 comments:

Bathwater said...

I think I would augment my bones like Wolverine!

The virus is affecting our economy here in Michigan big time now. It seems like the ones who can least afford to quarantine are being affected the most.

Luckily I can work from home and the Gymnast has been keeping things very interesting.

the late phoenix said...

my mom has had a chronic bone condition all her life, i'd like for her to find a secret mine of adamantium

i love reading all your adventures...