EARTHWEARY

learned:

* went Black Friday shopping with my mom. at the mall. just for the atmosphere. memories. moments. mom-ents. make new ones before your old ones run out.

* let's not get into weird, fraught theories this time, okay? no i don't know where the edge is. let's just have some fun.

* tequila-commercial palm tree vibes

* that's not a mirror, that's just a really bad cut

* if there are parallel universes, why are we all in this one?

* they're gonna look back and really regret that fart noise. this is too serious for that.

* is monkey the first man or man the first monkey?

* my body is made of crushed little stars. you can still get depressed if you're a celestial being.

* black-licorice globe

* Trivago. travel the world free.

* those who say they're not afraid to die................are deathly afraid of death.

* what is happiness? the monkey knows.

* it's called datamoshing apparently

* still waiting on Avatar 2: The Papyrus Prophecy

* anybody else see a terrier? and a whale chewing on a cracked pistachio?

* and clouds that look like poodles? one day the shadows will fall and not get up.

* i wonder what Baz Luhrmann is doing right at this moment

* ....................and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is what is inside a strawberry 7-Eleven Slurpee.

* That's Incredible! was an incredible show

* omg! my captions are translating the foreign languages! it's even funnier the second time viewing this!

* this man is too handsome to be doing radio

* he's explaining the woeful tale of how this poor dolphin was cast back to sea. the sailors were searching for their white whale, not a white dolphin.

* tears of silver

* Mr. Madila, can i draw a cool cartoon like you?...................Mr. Madila says to keep this blog going...

* never seek advice from the back of an iron-on tattoo

* Madila: God exists whether you believe or not.
Cook from Skins: i know. God is me. i'm the Party God.

* Cook from Skins: this all be rubbish and you're mad for hearing voices.
Madila: you mad?
Cook: yes. but British mad means, like, cool.

*  Madila: i posit you this, what exactly is a thought?
Cook: i counter your thought with this thought: what exactly is a catch in the NFL?

* bottom line: thinking is crazy.

* Madila: how can we touch objects? what does an atom feel like?
 Cook: i felt an atom once. it was tingly.

* Madila: excuse the palm of my hand. i have Skittles pox.

* Madila: close your eyes. what do you see?
Cook: nothing.
Madila: open your eyes. what do you see?
Cook: keep your hands where i can see them.

* Madila: rub your eyes. pandiculate.
Cook: i need Effy for that.

* SAT question: the color of nothing is: a) cosmic latte b) all in your head c) a construction d) all that is and all that is not e) the gaps inbetween f) brown

* concussion or petrified wood?

* or ants painting Unknown Pleasures? or a rancid meatstick?

* oh, it was a mushroom. figures.

* suddenly have a craving for an Ocean Spray mocktail. bellini. shake a little Cran-Apple and Ruby Red in that tumbler under the table when no one's looking. FILL it with ice.

* need to stop now. if i think too much more deeply hard about this episode my forehead will literally start to turn purple.

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happy weekend, my babies