1. what did you do on your very first date?
cried. cos i couldn't believe this was happening to me. then we went to Cinnabon in the Sherman Oaks Galleria in the '80s.
2. which gift would you like to receive most from your significant other?:
a) $10,000 diamond
b) $10,000 vacation
c) $5000 in cash
i'd pay $10,000 for assurance that there's an afterlife. cos if there isn't none of this matters...
3. fill in the blank:
the day i get/got married _____
will be the greatest day of my life. i'll walk down the aisle hand-in-hand with my bride both of us wearing the same wedding dress...
4. what is the first thing your significant other notices about someone attractive walking down the street?
that we're caught in that Internet Meme with the dude in the red Elliott hood who turns around his neck to scope the hottie in the champagne bottle dress and he gives the O-mouth while his girlfriend looks on at the O-mouth with a look of utter disgust
5. which adjective category best describes you?:
a) sophisticated: i thought i was sophisticated but my pet cat Garfield put that to bed quite quickly when he said i didn't eat any of the Italian-sausage lasagna. it's hard for me to try new things. i did love the spinach part of it tho.
b) down home, down to earth: i've been called Home Fries at church. i used to be down-to-earth but i got caught up with the wrong gang, people pressuring me to go up into space with Jeff Bezos.
c) sensuous: i only eat organic pasta from Annie's. everyone else gets their high with White Rabbit drugs but i get my kicks with that bunny on the cover of Annie's boxes of mac.
BONUS: what is the worst thing you or someone could eat in bed?
crackers. but i won't kick you out of bed for eating crackers. i see it all the time, a couple sits up in bed covers all snug round their ankles eating bowls of syrup with a spoon. why would you eat syrup! save that syrup for later!
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