notes:
* TIK TOK, TikTok! your time is running out!!!
* can you cook steak in the air fryer? asking for a friend
* OMG this steak is so good! so juicy, so tender, with the grillmarks, so savory with the lemon salt! i'm choking on it the portions are too big for my tiny throat and gallant gullet but i can't stop! this is what Romanov kings used to lure businessmen to sign bad deals, it wasn't the opium dens nor the brothels, it was the restaurants!!!
* btw, TikTok is known as Douyin in China, which means acne marks...jus sayin...
* if this doesn't convince Trump, i don't know what will. does the man have a heart?
* i'm sure these are all lava-hot massive youtube celebrities that everyone knows but i have no idea...
* Joni Mitchell came out of retirement for this one, come on, guys...
* that boy's gonna lift a garage!
* football player NBA rookie newly-signed who will get cut Week One cos he plays for the Bucs and he asked Tom Brady for an autograph under the huddle during practice...
* Rubenesque women!
Rubens: and all i wanted was a Nescafe.
Michael Stipe: not funny.
Rubens: you know when i was coming up all the photogs told me to lose weight. and to only paint women eating carrots...
* it's not the funny way i do my hair, my hair's frizzy and unmanageable...
* that woman is destined to play Pink Diamond in the live-action film!
* not Eskimo pies
* SEE!!!? even Steve Aoki recognizes that he needs to start eating apples!!! too many cakes consumed!!!
* i do love Steve Aoki's shirt tho, the silhouette wearing a mask, nice touch
* put your comb up there...if you know what i mean...we're more than friends...we're good friends...
* cool wheelchair with not wheels but cowboy hats, it's a Texas thing
* Veruca Salt getting ready for prom...
* RuPaul needs to become an SNL cast member...
* DANCING is the covid vaccine!!!
Nurse Ratched: SHHHH! shut up! lights out!!!
* Dave Mirra is looking down on that halfpipe and smiling
* that is such a Rebecca Sugar lyric, "the castle wall of you"
* ready for some Pearl slash cosplay with top hat tails and cane
* Angry Grandpa has mellowed...
* see? the ancients knew about masks. they always had theirs on. that's how they communicated with the wind in the mountains, how they were able to hear the vibrations in their drums
* she graduated from the Dance Academy in New York. she worked at the bodega during the day and schooled at night. she got her Twerking Degree from DeVry. who of the three will make it? Flashdance 2: Silver Lake, Summer 2021...
* Nike shoebox...
* that's actually one person with three heads dancing...
* Ghost 1990 reboot...
* old lady at the end twerking: SEE!!!? dammit this is my REVENGE!!! i wanted to be a showgirl my whole life but i got blocked! SCREW YOU, HOWARD HUGHES!!!
happy weekend, my babies
TOMORROW: Burger King. gonna take the plunge. gonna see, gonna find out once and for all whether Burger King's spicy nuggets measure up to Wendy's Spicy Nugs...
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