ON A BRAKE: BREAST AS CRADLE

 

the mist hits the four corners of the backlawn garden party. faded brown-green in the middle. wrought-iron pretzel chairs, bars, and small raised pub iron circle tables. 

Jen R: is this a THX 1138 mist?

me: no, this mist is friendlier. yet unknown.

i'm beckoned to the side lane of my own house by Jackie.

Jen: the lane with the door and the mat outside. middle space of the dividing fence.

Jackie Fitzgerald: you never noticed my tits like this before, huh. *pointing* look at the community pipes.

the station where all the neighborhood pipes flow into, where the street gets all its water, the pretzel pipes, is frozen solid. it has turned into a snowman.

Jen: holy fuck!!! Walker is 10 feet tall!!!

Walker is indeed a giant, his legs are the only things visible next to petite Jackie.

the Library if Die Andria:L we were isn't making space for when Tiokl would film here for their jusic video...

By n the HodoL he nis fanatic scene was the SAT!!!

Milan: if you dontl watch the Ikypics, did they happen?

Michael Pjelps on a OD Virt ciatK if the Enter Ilymocis aren't televised m did hey happen?

Corrina: ///

BaxilL there is one sku slope.........no wait that;s a sandbar...

Nailing skietrL notes up michahco...

LucyL I lObe Licy is the perfect show to binge on Valentine's Fay, it;s that grey heart...

The iNet OlunpcisL if you complete your run, it;s boring, it's only Epcot of you FALL, SKIDE, WUPE OYT!!!

3rf place: small final.

Toner Reich k I don't mean to alarm you but...

VhiuptekL NOBOFY is clamping for chicken al pastor. nobody cares about chicken Al pastor...

Scott Galloway l I also do those out be voepos were i show you how to make a Dterot=style pizza...

Jordan Catalnao: I can't read, as in I can;t read the signals Dnegal o sendi NG me each time has Ellos a me...

PhD na Catalan IL u cabal erad the room!!!

curling l we thorned this into a MASSUCJY UNOORTSHY sorry that it list is;t.

curling l urls a lawn game.

Chilly EllyL a frozen lawn game.

Jen arson from The Erayejr Snell I;m the soy good-looking lesbian of all time...

Made In America: no matter how hard you close your eyes and pretend, you are inextricably in the global system...

Shawl; I was she lays of Fyepr Mrio, Jen had all his worn smelling of ;inertial water. 

Mario: hey fellas.s IL mist a got here. I CMA pinto rectocele along Goomba chicken and rice with a little red space. I got 20 recounts a ight  off Brock cons.

Dennis FdimanLL Mdojna was scared of my here ahor.

Walker: the atmospheric rivers, man, the water comes out like a FAUCET in the sky, man. it's unnatural rain. the rain lubes up my cock. do you know how cool it is to hydroplane on a Harley?!!!

Jackie: as you can plainly see, sex with Walker leaves me with an an astronomically great feeling.

me: i'm seeing this now, yes.

Jen: we agree. cloud nine, both meanings. we concur, no more cattiness. as we crane our necks to the clouds. no vanilla sex here.

Walker: babe i gotta go.

Jackie: what the. the fuck?

Walker: well i'm the only one who can fight the giant snowman in the sky to get our water back.

Jackie, sulking: i won't miss you. i'll fuck the mailman.

Jen: but you're the mailman.

Jackie: exactly.