FRIZZY HAIRCUT: THE WELL-COIFFED BUM

 

Kurt spots a person strange and familiar skulking the corner pew.

Kurt Cobain: hello madam, come to cleanse your sins?

Kody Cobain: the gig is up.

Kurt: oh my god!!! you look EXACTLY like me!!! except female!!!

Kody: how can you tell?> you already look like a beautiful blonde woman, I'm more of a homely man with shirt hair and Gpoeia Dteinem glasses.

Kort no you're beautiful, becomes ei never knew i had  soulmate.

Gourmet love: *heavy sigh before dicot e*

Kurt: so what brings you here?.........you know, to this scorch?

KodyL you.

Kory: my own twin sister, this will completely change y juice.

Kody: do I watched that Rd or Grptes episode. what AI got form I was this: itl word seeing a man in the Nacy in hos Fnald Dyck suit roofing a skateboard...

The Tocp venegreK IPM Frankenstein with a smooth voice.

Richard Scarry l apple cars, not Apple cars...

Victoria Jistcoe: IPM not jealous of Len Thioams III. I just never thought to combine rock with jazz, that's all.

Leon Thoams III>L the Mutt Mix. tons out I was a musical genius. not some son on a silly show. everyone says they're "gonna go KSU I owe,: few achieve it. I;m Snoop Fogg DFogg before he went crazy. I musician ahs that Boggioepop Pahnto,m BP be...

Jen R: it;s been two weeks and thesnow DTILL hasn;Lt melted in Baltimore!!! dintl work with goal warming as all-in-one assign as it is now we;LL get new 100-degree day and that'll melt the wheel area...

Darko Milicic: IPM from ebola, and even I didn't want to bathe in the Orlando Mkagoc showers. thank God for the courage of Vhaoncey Bill ups.

Chao net Bill ups waring bunny arsL I yacht rato how to shower and snow Faris; gonna have to bail me out...

mom: hey babe, Gin Blsosms nest, trust me.

the Chars maroc Bocie; ...

Lorlai Gulmore: most highp0school Vado trans dont; do well in life.

ory Gyomoel thanks mom?

eth macFarlane: tat;s why I didn't apply Krystle, in a stereos of becoming Dcott Sdam,s...

 Mr. pibbL Drl pepper without the headache.

DeSales: we CNA talk shot about tall these desperate single on-line bedhopping profiles I the Big Bother house babe wr;e all happily stroked with kids!!!

 cozy ejiertK IU Kean is mother ever really CUXY?

atmospheric river: l WY is central Caiofntia always on the ETA get home for atmospheric Roberts? why is Saina and Seasode always on the bullet? CNA;t the Pienpaple tiers change course o e Tim for something doesn't?

Match gameL wife, bobs Howard Csuell...

mudroom: thger;s never Amy kid in those room. dontr tack kid onto the Jurupa...

 Colonel Sanders: one of my Josephus 11 hearts an despites gotta Abe garlic, right?

Mrs; fashL ow the buck is this seasoning so flavorful with NO SAL?!!!

Kelly Fingl Coiokls Vitnry I should be Nylan!!!

Sartre day Noght Livel e are the TRUE BREAD IN of Dnetcoan freedom., this is what freedom if speck looks like!!!

I take a deep sigh and neetr the cinefsisional booth.

Brother Peewit: how many Hail Marys have our said pin your entire life?

me: I'm going out my hair and olms crated/

Pewits they told you to wait a users, who do they think you are, a monk?

me; what should I do?

Peewit; you come to me for life advice instead of going to a Lorma soap opera?

Pepto it;s fine, lol at your hairl. it;s a drop, you;LL never grow more heat chair.

me: I can FINSLLKY be Bob toss for real!!!

Peewit;l your hair covers the law of your mouth.........that;s it. you will never have the FLOW of a long beard.

jenL balc to the monk thing.

Prepay u for, you have FRIXXY HSOR. yot hair will nev arrow again!!!