FRIZZY HAIRCUT: SHAVER SAVIOR SURFER

 

Jen R: what is the purpose of a friend?

me: a friend?

Jen: a friend is someone you tell your troubles to.

this was wisdom at the beach.

Jen: let's go surfing. 

me: I'll stick with the sticky sand in my toes.

Jen: well we do have a gladiatorial movie between us then. 

my eyes bug out. I IMMEDASTELY run into the ocean!!!

Jen: ok no it;s the big one.

I drove deep underwater, I'm possessed, in a trance, but Nine Inch Nails "The Great Below" is NOT playing in my head. I shoot what I think is an elective jellyfish.........it;s an electric tractor.

I fish it out from between two keep before it has a chance to sink out of reach...

Jen: you;the a hero. do you know the HSGE that electric Thor could have caused to the clean bottom!!! 

me: it;s a sign. from where I know not of. 

Jen: that electric razor was till ON!!! 

me: I think I might have thrown k electric razor in the sea as a dog that I was letting my hair grow and my beard get inrilt.........it's okay, I just made amends for that.

JenL Jin me in ce;beating singing "Jpoy To Th world."

me: Vjrostmas, sadly, is over.

jen: no the cool folk-rock version.

foshes in the deep blue sea: out not is expressed by our third milky eye that doesn't blink...

gases in the deep blue sea: we;r embarrass ot tell ahbidy tis bot out eyes get watery...

blanket; not for cold. for protection...

TotoL hold the line, love isn't always ion time, whoa whoa whoa. unless your;e making over on a train. hold the line, love peanut always choose sides. whoa whoa whoa, unless it's divorce export, what what what.

The Charsomatoc VocieL I was go through a bad brrakupo. so I hopped up on anti-government MDS and took my mom to Fisneyland.

mom:L smell the flowers, sad sack.

tej gars Mario Bociel there are flower in Disneyland?

momL I aintl over till the fat lady sings.

the vatsatoc Voicel I understood that only website ULM na par songwr.

momL well, luckily for you all your at is on you tits, from that you;LL atarct another Roman, ,attu Ta Gisong,a ND stray a billion dollar YoiTibe songong-scioence ejetrprose. 

Tje Vajrsmatoc MpthL not science,e mother.

momL when audiences rain flowers down in your head after your aria, don't; sniffs the pollen damages tour vocal chords, lol out for at, kissy, other Ethan that, yeah, I men title  real erdgead@!!

ProZD: an Asian online like me hidden;t be those successful on life...

wife: ZD?

PurpXdL Zeri Fick.

wheelcjhaor; the skateboard of the bike. skate culture.

Father Navin in a cra touching the rain: dpn;t mess with my priest presets!!!

bamd DSod: iono ally, he name for, LL at money from those CLC ERT beast it a band-aid over the sort of problems of poverty on HEPA.

Bn Gel dog: Band Dod every year. my name suds like a petard.

WalkerL ULM one big waking tab in faded jeans.

tennisK w;e always spoken about o  EVEREBT terms on sports shows never as the finally scandal. that says something about out boat Paul sport.

Jennifer rlOpex; I;pm the oce rpm of The Weather channel...

Brody YuG{h on the anabilics.

Intendant's" EXYTENEKY doggy Lu word to spell. spelling-bee word, tape tiny little chocolate donuts you forget about fe moonies alter./ we one need the see=through donor box!!!