ANNEX: GRINCH SOCKS AT CVS

 

me: i woke up in the middle of the night in the wrong bed, i should have been in your bed.

Jen R: cuddling only. nobody sleeps in the annex...

Jen: i don't know what it is but i'm feeling down.

me: that's usually me.

Jen: i'm feeling uncool. like i've been uncool for a long time, uncool this whole time.

me: if you're a soulmate you can't be uncool.

Jen: i missed getting the Grinch socks as the Happy Meal toy at McDonald's during Christmas. that really bummed me out. do you know where i can get the socks NOW?

me: CVS, believe it or not. 

Jen: that is so uncool. the same place people get beer?

Prince: i wanted to join in on "We Are The World" but i had crippling social anxiety. i asked to do my part of the chorus in my own soundproof booth...

Michael Jackson: you were scared to sing with me, pretty boy!!!

Cliff Clavin: the Boston accent is along Frome xostence the  stone children dolt speak Luke ha now, soon it I'll be erased away dib i lizard on, a lost language.

FrasperL everyone takes like me now...

Godfrey Reggio: the real way to be a Mike, by making cero,mental film...

Ron fricekL I have the look of someone who worked on red hot Faorpes...

Wendy;s: our chili Las RED ears, nobody out are dean's in Cuomo anymore.

Sty: ,u dad;s computer had just there things on itL Nscsr memes, baseball scores, and Fulipna porn, 

James Joyce k TS uke when I Doscovery ju father's pirn catched in he Nder Elly of his scul chapr which came my school chair.

FyuL lm I grateful I ant Diic pirn.

fuspmeL: Moe stable., to much imbalance Ina  throughout.

Salman kingL an episode of tell iOS is called a motion picture...

black humort: your;e not supposed to laugh, your;e supposed to cry. she's eth Spain dethroning the comedy.

StuL guy Ather swallows Tic task like teywer aspiration. see?

me: Le time male a call.

KenL you don't; Ave that long pd power.

Julie Patzwald; hey.

JenL JULIE!!! okay NOW I;m on goo hands. you;RW a therapist I would pay for with mo results. you know. vape our;e fun to hang out woth.

Julie; dream last night. o Ave to know who I'm working with.

Jen: IPM a one of those ars in the Varibebsna that is a cruciate counter stoned by state next to the tieuipoiuse-boue ocean. 

JuleiL your;Le trying to e on  isoe?

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JuleiL gotcha. Lot oder bot with a beard. this i a good sign. it means Lort;s still alive. in OUR universe.

Lory Vibainl in scuba mask, tank, and flippers: yeah see I faked my death and Ave ebem a song on Vdta Roca this hole time...

me; bot why?

KortL to get away for  ort eye don't prrt I left her wot Fvan Fado I;m ot hate;SS.

JuleiL: you;e buying Gric shocks at CVS? the same place I get ky wine coolers? oh no no no no no. let me show you were the REAK [role bot their Grinch socks!!!

the Tron admonsotatipnL a absiloute NOHTNSE goes spaths.

Keith McNally: I was shape cycling AOE bf Marth;a vineyard Aine the summer of '76. not I have a HR dodger. spo CNA I've be shoot alone< the answer is no.

cow: ju favoyeo Toop song is "The Pot". urls suck a swears name for a song.

Mary karon: I;v repainted the comic neigh. fone it;ps a bad strip. just ease you don;t done Tang it, Dan;t kidneys Tang NISJR pin cartoons, I can;Lt help ypul the creator CNA intl do so Koch. I respects  areal vow using tools.

cow; you proceed nothing, we;ve been using power drills for Cameron's; you LS nerve notice.d you only wanted us for out milk, your oven tots spent Centineo's, trying to develop a brown cow that would dept out chi late milk...

E,,a mile Macronl those civil more about or jades? yeah that;s it. they;e cool. black eye> the ,missus? no you see it;ps symbolic. Yrno is going th world a ball eye.

Mel SharpelsL: o was Cjef Bouardee in Tesla ife!!! I never diner stood the peal of Ginah Dhpre...

Beth hwoland; I;m like if Fkeleton was hot.

Gale: a Brtosh horricane.

Julie located; see? get those Grnch socks at Hot Topic Ike the rest of us, goths are cool.

Jen: I lost over Bing Ina mall again. the death of the mall is my mole crush.

JuleiL hey, you, how did you make this nESITU of a woman think she could ever be uncool?

me: bla me, I'm sued to it.

Jen:L okay the Gtich cooks are on and I;m snag tone. and ft. the sucks are ft. I need eot prepared you never know who your;e gonna meet at Borning Man.

in the underground parking lot of the mall, Jen in her car turns on the radio knob and starts singing to Lady Gaga.

Jen: i'm gonna dance dance dance with my hands hands hands above my head head head like Jesus did...