PROGRESSIVE BUT NOT POLITICAL

notes:

* BEFORE WE START let me just say that THIS episode just might be their best ever...

* but it's again one of those brain-jarring nebulous concepts on which to base an episode

* wait, did video games cause the alt-right?...

* if Spongebob were Mario...

* that's how Snow White really died, the kitchen sink was left running...

* when the pears grow eyes you know they are ripe...real eyes that blink and have eyelids...

* pears don't want progress, they voted for Newt Gingrich

* progress goes down better with brown sugar...

* blink and you'll miss it! the woman bodybuilders have three tits! this is the competition on Total Recall Mars! don't look at their bulging biceps, don't look at their arms!!!

* lot of symbolism on that grill with those roasted hot dogs...

* fat hairy bald guys get all the luck.

Carl from Aqua Teen: fat hairy bald guys with their third eye in their belly...

* see what happens when California stays blue forever!!!...

* Batman Adam West was hiding a walkie-talkie under his cowl...

* if you have one eye, you don't have to wear a mask...

* Rod Serling: this was a rejected Twilight Zone script of mine, the CA casting-agent notes said

too sunny for this show

* well obviously i haven't considered giving up...

* i'm more interested in my y...

* my ex is Bill Gates...

* as always, now i want more Regular Show...

* doesn't count if you wash your body, you have to wash your hands

* don't look now, rabbit, but the moon is looking at you...

* Dave Mirra: NO FEAR? i hated the world...

* THEY WERE JUST BUNNY SLIPPERS!!! THEY DIDN'T MEAN I LIKED YOU!!!

* rabbit 1: hey man, any room at the inn?

rabbit 2: see my binkie? see my pacifier? that's my toe. there are no safe spaces in life.

rabbit 1: fine but have you seen Kurt Cobain swimming around in here?...

* playing "White Rabbit" in a filled tub...

* this Outdoors World ad brought to you by Movember...Movember, we had to reschedule it cos of the pandemic...

* hunter 1: gills?

hunter 2: no just really mangled ribs...

hunter 1: the baby thinks you're its mother on account of the earring you wear...

hunter 2: this blue green world's not safe for men like us no more...

hunter 1: let us never speak of this again...

* ayyyyy self-care don't mean becoming an incel ayyyyy

* BRING BACK CLAYMATION TO NETWORK TV!!!

* imagine 12 Oz Mouse Roseanne Mike Tyson Mysteries Game of Thrones as a claymation...

* i doubt myself cos i couldn't finish the claymation by deadline and had to use CGI...

* i want to be the ocean.

Billy: you can't...

* how the ocean algae regenerated without human help...

* so that's where my Furby went

* see? Off The Air is global! it's mr. worldwide! British and Denmark!!!

* chap: BBC said i'd get banned if i said bloke

girl: is that a computer chip in a real dog?

chap: no that's a computer chip in a real dog lice

* not a suicide, just a kinky bath

* smart means liberal. Broadway's back, baby! WE FINALLY FOUND DON-KNOTTS-FISH! Lady Gaga was an elf this whole time. the Avatar 3 trailer is lit. the hottest anime tits are no anime tits

* the last Blockbuster closed due to blockbusting

* you fed the ducks and they became fish

* Jon Cryer's rejected Klingon audition...

* note the graphics, early premise for Mortal Kombat...

* man: will you marry me? here's the ring. it's my penis ring.

woman: this is my vagina ring.

man: that's just a rubberband.

* Patrick Lavender, what happened to you? Cindy Lorenz, i still hold out hope for that date at Islands at the mall to talk about the time you bumped into Richard Jeni...

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happy weekend, my babies

TOMORROW: no fast food this week

not cos of the Lockdown, got too much leftover pizza, got 3 large orange Little Caesars boxes in my bed.

all i want is Brady vs. Rodgers in the Frozen Tundra of Lambeau snowing the ENTIRE game for the NFC Championship...