notes:
* Stanley Tucci: if i'm on CNN, that means we're living in Biden/Vaccine times...
* Carole Baskin: if i'm on CNN i guess that means i'm cool, i've been vetted...
* first of all, before we start, i FUCKING LOVED THIS!!!
* i would watch a series of this. it's the simplest concept ever but it works so well. you're able to override the copyrights for all this and use all this footage because nobody cares about holding onto these '80s action movies, all 3000 which were made and stored in Betamax tanks in Japan are ALL THE SAME MOVIE...
* Danny Ketchup: i'm Arthur who had to grow up fast when the PBS funding stopped...
* all the Prince songs are subject to copyright, but nobody's touching the Michael Jackson songs...
* soldier: we actually use our guillotine just to cut cantaloupes, all our knives on the base are dull.
Danny: you know i know what a pizza cutter is, but i've never actually used one on a pizza...
* Danielle Pepperjack's a stage name, i checked, she does porn podcasts or something...
* this is where there's the picture of Reagan hanging in the long hallway...
* wifebeater has a subtle usage but it's hard to find the nuance when you're kicking a guy's ass...
* it's 2021, can we cancel the use of the word cancel culture forever?...
* Kotter soldier: i want to be an English professor.
lu: why?
Kotter soldier: hottest babes on campus. and The Rime of the Ancient Mariner is all wrong, STC should have been epic-poeting about alien astronauts...
* well we got Mulder, Scully, and that bald dude above you...
* woodcutter: i am Jesus when the PBS funding ran out...i'm mostly making the doll chest for my son...i swear i know no Snow White! only my cocaine!
* henchman: i thought family jewels meant Meghan Markle's candle-scented vagina...
* the groin blood tastes like danny ketchup...
* nice tech tip, but i'm saving my space bar for marriage...
* Pop Art only happened cos Michelangelo LOVED comic books as a kid and it eventually trickled down...
* Danny: oh yes, my girlfriend with the same face as my motel-bed lover here. we went to Chipotle but i gotta tell ya, the tacos there aren't great...
* Danny: this is the first time i've ever used my tongue...aardvarks swallow their food...
* Deeper Blacks: Arrested Development's slave label name...
* Danny: if only there was fist burrito at Chipotle. and foot panini at Subway...
* we have necks so the poachers will shoot us, not the giraffes
* shoulda made the fifth pocket a sidepocket. get Hard Rock Cafe on that
* women love bad guys, but bad guys are always busy...
* notice in the back the menu from the Italian restaurant...with Covid tips...
* Danny: no you have it all wrong, i'm cool, i don't use the internet...
* THANK YOU!!! RIGHT???!!! have you ever wondered why Subway doesn't have a drivethru? they would make a KILLING...
* the first iphones were so big they were meant to be the submarine that would save Don Knotts Mr. Limpet fish and bring him back to our shores...
* bad guy: why can't i be captain? i'm on my knees...wait...oh no! that was my last cold Earl Grey!!!...
* if you ask your barber to get it shaved, make sure the clipper setting is 0. or a 1 if you're in the Coming to America sequel...
* hi, Carl from Aqua Teen here, i'm a woodcutter now, i fit in with the rest of the longshoremen here, i had to find work somewhere, they still make Archer but not my show, it's so darn unfair!!!
* my golf shirt! now i'll never be Bill Murray!
* well you said come with bells on...
* the only thing that would have saved that movie was if Disney bit the bullet for once and there was an actual sex scene in one of their movies, hunchback sex...
* that's not a knife, THAT'S A PIZZA CUTTER!!!
* this is why i hate violence in movies...
* don't need to look at the credits, obviously voiced by Bitch Pudding
* i actually need a Ring doorbell, makes being a spy so much easier. speaking of Kristen Bell, Ted Danson sure found work again fast...
* that was a LONG-ASS TRAILER
happy weekend, my babies
happy new 2021 i mean 2031, 2020 counted for a decade
TOMORROW: eat all the junk food fast food you want again, it's all being served at the gyms which are open now...
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