also a surf-wax shoppe in Manhattan Beach...
1. which part of your body do you think is the most sexy? post a pic if you dare
my sixth finger on this hand here...
...hold up, brb, i gotta do the intro to Chiller Theatre...
2. which part of your partner's body do you find the most sexy? tell us about the time you first saw it:
tits. one day, fingers crossed...
3. are you a fan of lingerie on yourself? or on someone else?
i'm a fan of boxer shorts which fit right. Large instead of Medium at Macy's.........you know what, make that XL so you save yourself ANOTHER damn trip on long country roads......that was just me talking to myself, making a mental note of it, reminding my memba to kick in...
4. "Fifty Shades of Grey"---work of genius or complete twaddle?
it's a work of genius BECAUSE the authoress herself admits that it's complete twaddle...
5. would you rather listen to a sexy voice telling you what is happening or watch a sex scene on mute?
i want Annie Lennox to narrate my entire life...
BONUS: tell us about a time you experimented with a fantasy and it did not go according to plan:
i went on Plenty of Fish.........and instead of my soul mate i got the Gorton Fisherman...
...i mean how did he type his profile with that hook-hand of his?...
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Annie (Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These) Lennox. I settle for one night narration. Make it a long night please.
i felt ennobled just being on her instagram
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