notes:
* waiting.........waiting for the Election result.........waiting for the vaccine.........waiting...
* Jack Stauber: i shoulda been born in China to help out over there, you know, like with pearl-diving and stuff, i look like a surfer. i'm not a serial killer, i'm not a stabber, once again i'm a dude with a beard who shoulda been a monk...
* so '80s: the crushed beer cans by the translucent ashtray by the remote with those slender buttons...
* sometimes a spoon is just a spoon. measuring tape, do people use measuring tape anymore? hey, if you didn't take drugs you wouldn't get better. see? serial killers are only for harlequin romances...
* arched windows not McDonald's. like Moral Orel but an earthbound nightmare, not the 1988 Dodgers. Harry Potter vibes from the main character. face not creepy, delicious like a crepe!
* yeah but see your relatives and guardians and caretakers are ALWAYS weird to you...
* all anybody in this world ever wants is to be seen
* brought to you by Taco Bell! now serving burgers!
* these puppets have better teeth than me. Penny vibes from Pee-wee's Playhouse...
* glucose syrup on burgers is tasty. why is it that Game Show lights freak me out the most?
* all hallways are The Shining hallways...
* and suddenly this becomes an M83 video. that's not a cum flower...
* MAN that is too scary! come on, man! all the jangling and bright prison lights?! next time just get a nice quiet effective Ring Video Doorbell...
* not masturbating while watching tv just tucking in his shirt...
* stepperson: bring me my cigarettes, i'm blind! the Bifurcated Brain i mean the Bicoastals! two hemispheres coming together...
Claire: is that why you had kids? to bring you stuff?
stepperson: bring me my Hot Tamales. map of the world under your feet. you know the cause of all the world's problems? WELFARE...
* i coulda been a dancer, if i didn't have this wheezing problem. i coulda done Broadway! that Seymour plant thing with the small man who got mugged. is this the real life? is this just horror? i coulda done Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Broadway! wait have they done TMNT on Broadway yet?...
* why is my stomach full of cookie dough? i need to get my stomach pumped...
Opal: i'm not Claire. look at me, i don't have tits, i'm not a cheerleader hero!...
* i assume even the best dentist had a toilet in their room at some point...
* i'm a Doctor Who villain, i see the world with many tv screens but i can't see myself...
Opal: wait are these mirrors cos you're a dentist or a makeup artist?
COSMETICS CAPTURER thank you very much!
* Opal: now there's your first problem: that brush is not for complexion it's a Wiccan smudge. this looks like "Vicarious" by Tool...
* the pendulum bob of a grandfather clock is called a Tootsie Roll Pop. Medusa wouldn't have been so scary if those snakes were light arrows...
* don't sweat it, kid, God had zits...
* Soviet sickle red blister, nice. leave the flying machines to the Spaghetti Monster. and Olive Oyl.
* the scariest monster of all: Kid Rock.
* i may look like the granmaw from The Heart She Holler but i was once a pretty girl like you. i danced. all girls dance. every night after i masturbate under the covers i forgive everyone who ever wronged me...
* i don't need a daughter i need a caretaker! that isn't my beard, it's my long hair i'm chewing!
* picture this '80s scene: push-button corded phone the keypad glows neon, talking on it while drinking a smudged glass of orange juice by a palm tree indoors as the pink light filters through the jagged slanted angled Venetian blinds...
* advertised by Dennis Quaid...
* it was you the whole time...
* sometimes you just gotta orgasm to get it all out...all the Jackson Pollock paint splotch...
* Susan Sarandon always has to be at the end of every film...
happy weekend, my babies, hint hint!!
TOMORROW: SO EXCITED! got the car back! the car is finally fixed! it should be burgers to celebrate but i think i'll try those Taco Bell loaded nachos. the box is so big you can trick your mind into thinking you're throwing a big party with all your friends at your house when in fact of course you're not cos covid and cos of who you are and it's all in your mind...
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