Friday, October 2, 2020

CHATA





notes:

* Earth is in a crisis. it's not our projectors that are dirty, we have a Maker Mop. Chata needs to use her walking stick and local knowledge of the woods to conjure up some more trees in California. more redwoods, please, more homes for phoenii. that isn't a walking stick for the blind, Chata has a third eye. you know she needs more dinero for sunglasses and Tengo Talento Mucho Talento auditions.

* ladies and gentlemen, the greatest voice a human has ever imprinted on our souls: ANTONY HEGARTY!!! Antony looks like Trent Reznor when winking and my mom as a younger woman. oh to be winked at by Antony! but you can't see a thing, Antony is in a dark room with Bjork and one candle. Antony also needs to conjure up some more trees. the greatest on our planet as long as our planet is around...then the greatest on a planet without a name. Antony's voice is the voice of an ancient civilization, how tree gnomes used to sound when unicorns roamed the earth...

* this is a long short

* prepare for much folktronica

* this group is like if Game of Thrones were a band...

* i'm a cat person, but this is a hard death to take

* artichoke is cauliflower spraypainted green by Banksy

* this makes me miss L.A. in Los Angeles you can go from surfing on hot sand to skiing on frigid winter alps in the same daylong cartrip, like that Real World cowboy said...

* look at that! The Trickster Fox got a human to empathize with him! by being a wolf no less!

* bury your feelings. bury your feelings by the shimmering sea. brood in your bed facedown so people will think you're sleeping and leave you alone...

* aren't all windows ultimately television screens full of snow?...

* you were so sad you forgot you're a pretty good skier who won gold that one time when it was still on The Ocho...

* new life is always round the corner, if you rain-dance for it.

* this reminds me of that Bjork video..

* have a safe Christmas everyone if it's not canceled...




happy weekend, my babies

TOMORROW: dunno, it's too hot to think

i have water...i need water...i need to drink water...now...but the trees need water, too...





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