notes:
* JACK IS BACK!!!.........no but really how would 24 work now in these times?...
* what's up with twitter these days? i never use it but Jack Dorsey has gone full-monk with that beard. that beard is a glorious display, i'm jealous of that beard. i mean it's like Jack Dorsey really wanted to be a monk but the Square stuff kept falling in his lap. he wanted to lapboard-surf but there are no monasteries near oceans...
i would have cast him to play the lead in Almost Famous......till i found out Billy Crudup is an AMAZING instinctual actor. so Jack'd be third in line after Jerry Cantrell...
* Schitt's Creek is all the rage these days. too bad i can't watch it. why did tv have to become so segmented? why can't we go back to the 3 Channels, i can't Netflix Stream cos my neighbor Mister Rogers is sucking on the plug...
it's time for all of us to acknowledge that Sarah Spain needs to become a proper actress pronto, she wins all the Halloween awards for her performances every year easily. Moira Rose will be anticipating SNL tomorrow with great anticipation...
* Krakatoa had more power and force than Hiroshima. if only there was twitter back then to document it, though i love the smell of old scroll. this proves Squidward is not a hypochondriac...
* i'm in the first-timers club, tell me, it doesn't count unless it's four ice cubes in the whiskey shotglass, right? three simply will not do...
* i've always wanted to do that: but those sliding countertops only exist in Popeye cartoons now that Coyote Ugly has been canceled...
Nina Gordon: i can't dance on top of bar counters anymore in my music videos...
* i've always wanted to do that: it was my boss on the phone.
boyfriend: but your boss can get a new phone, you can't now that yours is filled with saltwater...
girl: this is the same boss who threatened me for dating an Indian...
girlfriend: your boss called me, too. have you noticed yet? our pier is in the shape of Pac-Man. he wanted to know if you wanted to get in on the ground-floor of his new idea: Pac-Man Go...
girl: that was MY idea!!!...
* i've always wanted to do that: hit a trucker in a trucker hat with the sound of his own horn from his own 128-wheeler truck...…...this has nothing to do with the election, the fact that the dude looks like Sam Elliott, ot that i wear glasses...
* i've always wanted to do that: ...
waiter: be honest, where did you first see on tv the whole "I'll have one of each from the menu" thing?
girl who looks like Zooey Deschanel from Almost Famous: Lucy, had to be. Lucille Ball. which reminds me, i'll have one of everything from the dessert menu as well...
waiter: one of every chocolate?...
* Make The Girl Dance: yet ANOTHER alternate title for Almost Famous...
happy weekend, my babies
TOMORROW: tomorrow is the ONE day out of the year they're serving sandwiches on pretzel bread! the catch is the pretzel is inside Halloween chocolate...
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