Friday, January 13, 2017

NOT POWER RANGERS. BUT KINDA


learned:

* diversity...........check. don't talk or we'll have to pay you...........check.

* pitch: Tron meets Mad Max

* the headband both protects from the dry summer heat and prevents the brain from imagining many mirage oases along the endless desert tundra

* Ace is dead. you pushed the wrong button. it's hard with gloves.

* this is why we lost the war.

* damn. okay, pay you with a check not cash........check.

* tell that to Sully.

* in the future, David Cassidy led a ragtag band of reject musicians who missed their auditions. they called themselves The Apostles...

* in their defense, back then the green screens were painted with green lead paint.

* okay but you can't see the wires, right?

* that aircraft carrier's not really there.

* shit, i just looked at myself in the rearview. i really need a haircut.

* if i get out of this, i'm gonna name my firstborn Will Ferrell.

* come on, man. i know you're under a lot of pressure but there's no need for the Nazi salute.

* floating head. my head's in the clouds. from imagining this script. or it's all that Hollywood blow i keep doing at key parties.

* damn it, the wire messed up my grand entrance! i wanted to look cool in front of Elizabeth Taylor.

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happy weekend. the de facto Super Bowl will be played this weekend...





2 comments:

Jenny Baranick said...

Thank god he got out of it. Otherwise, we would have no Elf, Ron Burgundy, or Mugatu.

the late phoenix said...

what is love?............baby don't hurt me..............well that escalated quickly...