Friday, July 10, 2015

SHE'S A BETTY: ME TARZAN, YOU BAE




learned:

* that's the real cheetah.

* thank god the skipper doesn't shoot the hippos anymore on the Disneyland Jungle Cruise. now, that one hippo with its mouth open shoots water back at the skipper as decades of revenge.

* and "going postal" was thus born.

* does anyone out there still dial POPCORN on their push-button phone for information?

* i got Jungle Karma Pizza on speed-dial, on my push-button phone. i just push Star 69 and a Power Ranger is right there taking my order. prank pizzas don't work on me.

* no, seriously, that never happened with me before.

* quicksand chest: that sounds like fun.

* the hyenas are laughing WITH you, they're pointing WITH you.

* i miss nature shows. remember nature shows? remember nature? whatever happened to nature?

* the dark socks are clashing with that outfit. best to just be naked. no, leave the socks on.

* Tarzan is in the bush.

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happy weekend


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