i need to summer on Kepler.
learned:
* Golden Sea Triever
* Space Ghost, there are worse ways to die than by runny confection. you know this firsthand.
* directions on the back of the hot dog package: tastes best cooked over an open volcano. do not microwave. if it's good enough for Fred Flintstone it's good enough for you. Fred became a vegetarian after the trauma of having a huge stack of ribs almost crush him to death. he's had a stone bowling ball fall on his head so many times he still thinks it's normal to drive a car with your feet rather than walk. or use those new stone wheels.
* this was the original pilot for Gumball.
* this was exactly my life last week, flea-shampoo-bathing my kitty. she came around to it but resisted at first. it's not that cats hate water, they hate the indignity of it all.
* are bubbles solid, liquid, or gas?................sorry, that was my fart..........i'm definitely made of gas.
* trigger: spiders
* the original curse word was gonna be DUCK but they changed it to FUCK at the last minute. i'm a diehard Nintendo fanboy for life but i'll never forgive them for making me like Duck Hunt as an impressionable kid. those poor ducks! and that poor laughing dog is obviously not well.
* and that's how WWIII started.
* cum
* hey, the characters from Tool music videos have to grocery-shop, too.
* see? the desert isn't boring, it's nature's Tiesto rave.
* adult Slip N Slide by Wham-O
COOL OFF, MY BABIES, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK
have an exploratory weekend
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