Tuesday, December 9, 2025

JEN THE CONFESSOR: DELIRIOUS WITH FEVER AND DRY COUGH

 

















Walker squeezes the driving wheel of his kei truck.
Walker: I ain't that pretty boy Joish Holloway, okay? I ain't no pulchritudinous pansy like Sawyer from Lost. 
Jackie Fitzgerald in the passenger's: why did you take eup with me?
Walker: look I'm gonna be honest, my Enid is SLIGHTKY above average in size. I really jusyw nated it to get sucked ONE TOME by he noth of that hot aunt at the hristmas party. 
Jackie; and you wonder why we don't issues having kids.
Jen R in the back: you guys gotta calm down. liv the life EOF Tommy Brennan.
Walker: real good one time, balls and all.

stay good; DTA Goldy the barbershop.

Uriel: listen,, me as a father? I wouldn;t meme r AN birthdays. my wife's borthday, my mom birthday, my gf dam's birthday. I;m lost very here by the snacks, you know what I;m saying/?

EXC drink the red pill...

Pablo TireeL political fellation; yeah I sad it,

Uqora: u enab UTI doesn't really affect the man, you know?

Janaki ongrkeryL I was in my pajamas drongo the Tokyo tsunami.
Rolf Blortexer: not lingerie swimwear? awww...

Rambo: the rules of war maytr, remember, I  the most famous P.O.W. ever.

Lez Zeppelin after a LIFETIMR building a resume that merits a Kenendy Ceetr Hnor, we have to get it handed to us by yjnad Trmo?!!! are you giving kiss g us?!!!

Mister Rogers wearing a OC doctor; CA: Io  doty bot there;s gotta e something less tenuous than working on the Siloam just too pas the time away. you'll pass away of y continue/
dad: all the i've=long days nobody says rya anymore.

jenL what's with the 2AM packages?
EWaljerL say what/
Jackie; oh sorry anotu that, you hear the FedEx truck at 2AM, right?
jenL it;s all gid, I out on my fuzzy Dniiop earmuffs. 





 



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