1. how important is religion in your life? i'm a monk who fucks
2. how often do you use pornography? is it weird that my priest knows who Stormy Daniels is?
3. do you feel your religion restricts sexual behavior?
i'm Catholic so we're renown the world over for having a lot of guilt. we feel guilty over EVERYTHING. we can be made to feel guilty about ANYTHING. i tried to talk to my priest about this in the confessional booth but all he ever wants to talk about with me is lawn-care tips, he's obsessed with how my monk garden is going, if it grows in summer, if the tomatoes have ripened yet. so i guess i'm a lapsed Catholic, but i mean you're either in or out, right? you're either all in or all out. you either follow the rules or you don't. one night when my priest wasn't home i rang my Scoutmaster but he wasn't home...
4. is your participation in sex, of any kind, tempered because of your own religious beliefs?
it was. but then i watched that skit from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, you know the one, condoms, Protestants and French ticklers, and i felt much better.
5. can you be kinky and practice religion? sure!!! look at Madonna!!!
BONUS: are you aspiring to anything?
continuing with my mini-novels on Instagram.........as long as Instagram remains a platform.........
oh, thanks for the link, i called my priest but he wasn't home so i'm gonna phone my psychiatrist and talk about the article with him and then carpool with him to go vote. have you ever been in a car when a priest is driving? it's an experience.
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I was raised Catholic. I am sure that has some lingering affect on me sexual behavior. Religion is not important to me today...pornography still is though.
yes, I agree with all that. my journey started freshman year at Berkeley, I was strolling by a rickety used bookstand at the sidewalk curb of Telegraph Avenue one crisp autumn day when I spotted out of the corner of my eye a raggedy flattened paperback book simply entitled Atheism with a statue of a Greek god carved in milky alabaster holding a frisbee on the torn cover. it was calling to me, beckoning me to handle it, i was intrigued so I picked it up. and, well...the rest was history...
1: It’s a mysterious need when required
2: I am the pornography.
3: Sin is a necessary evil.
4: See above.
5: The two go hand in hand.
BONUS: Constantly… sigh
1. like Hell Dust
2. yes you are! especially those hot legs of yours!
3. how else can one be redeemed?
4. ...I mean other than drugs and Washed Out dedications on the piano
5. now that's a church I want to join
BONUS: can I be in your next book?
love ya loads. and an extra load of laundry in the air fryer. kisses and licks all over your body *)
Are you ever tempted to turn Protestant just for the fun of condoms?
ancilla: haha, yes of course! and French ticklers, I got introduced to French ticklers in a very sensual way, that scene from 9 1/2 weeks in one of the many mood-lit bodega stores packed in along the busy street sidewalk of the city, that vibe has remained with me ever since, makes me feel warm about sex...
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