Monday, October 30, 2017

TMIT: PENNYWISE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS





1000 posts! wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

1. what do you think about when you're alone in your car? i don't drive. too scared to. i always think there's a crash ahead of me around the next bend. involving me. if i were alone it'd just make the situation worse and me untethered. i suppose i'd be thinking about how the Dodgers blew the World Series.............................no but seriously, it's almost embarrassing to lose it on your home field...

2. what advice do you have for your previous lover? TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEASE!!! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!! i want to go back to how it was before. when i was actively auditioning for badly-blocked plays on treated-board stages of indie theatres located in small towns. where the lighting setup has a spotlight still graffitied with an authentic FLOWER POWER from the '60s back when the place was a hazy commune in a barn putting on really weird productions.

3. what inspires you? good writing, which is hard to come by these days............................i know, i'm sorry, i've been depressed lately...

4. if you were to get rid of one person in your life, who would it be and why? me. that way i could truly be me. free and myself.

5. how do you cope when your level of sexual desire doesn't match your partner's? we make a porn together. that tends to be something we can bond over.

bonus: are you single? why? are you married? why? i'm single. because i'm always so busy. like i always have to go to the grocery store and stuff. every two weeks. like tomorrow. it's gonna be bonkers tomorrow grocery-shopping on Halloween. the shelves will be completely cleared of toilet paper. but it's a blessing to have food. i'm married. married to myself. no, not sologamy, i'm just lazy.

i'm going this year as Pennywise. i know, i just came up with that right now. i just blew my own mind like how the Dodgers are gonna blow it. i'm sure to win the costume contest this year. easy, i already have my goth makeup on...

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4 comments:

Sweeten Dirty said...

Sologamy, that is a new one for me lol.

ancilla_ksst said...

I stocked up on TP yesterday. I wasn't even thinking Halloween, they had a sale. Lucky hoodlums!

the late phoenix said...

sweeten: I've recently become quite interested in sologamy. doing the research.

ancilla: I have yet to be TP'ed in my life. but I kinda want to do the TP'ing after that Smashing Pumpkins 1979 video, looks like fun. today is the "perfect" day for Pumpkins.

ancilla_ksst said...

I have never been TP'd, but in my high school days my soccer team TP'd a rival team captain's house. It wasn't at Halloween. The weird thing is I don't remember being a part of it at all, but in my diary I wrote about how I was, so I tend to believe my diary more than my memory.