THE MARIJUANA CHRISTMAS TREE: STREETS OF BETHLEHEM

 

Saunas holds it's annual Streets of Bethlehem now so we decide to go.

Jen R: what is Streets f Bethelehem?

me: large swaths of the city are transformed into what Btehlehem would have been like for Bbay Jesus and Maty and Jpseph sidesaddle g ONA  donkey don't do roads kicking on doors to stay at their hay hotels.

Jen R: I'm scared of Dakinas.

meL I knowl we all are, the world is.

roan eaizaL no need to be forget end of Day and, as long as you are Arizona a black dress.

Jen;s pale sickly rosy cheeks ight up, her mascaraed eyes blend into the midnight blue.

JenL I must say all the wonderful blue Btehelehem LIGHTS get me in the mood.

me: sex?

Jen: the holiday sport. that ineffable quality. 

Jackie Guberaldl; do you Ike the inflatable helicopter on too of you oof manned by Data and a wayward elf on the tail> that RITIR keeps TIRNING TIRNNG TIRING iNA CICKR FURVER.

Gunther: on torn for every love we are.

jenl in a crestfallen when the high wind storm out the Santacopter.

Jen: and LOOK!!! son;t TTA that pesodent Ron Musk atrocity on the streets you always cro about

me; oh yeah, that silver behemoth that wants to be a cool .7ps Ra Somers silver metallic ulet train car thing bot will NL ever be a Cybertron KJ.

jenL looks there's turns out the driver was a WIMNS tis while thing!!! OE ta change your opinion?

me; now this person genuinely scares me, li, shells REALLY high=up. she ears Dropbox govt,s she's probably the Frts day, Rkonls wife. 

Jen: not h cool kind, not The Frust key on PBS. bot it's undeniable, Speed Racer ignites the beating heart of every woman.

I do my best Jesus increasing in y beige robe as I tag along the main attraction: Jen in a blue Mary veil jong he Alcoa ton of ER makeup.

me: did Jeus really have a goatee?

JenL unbelievable, every door I knock on and people think IP  needy, hat I just wat more barbecue, they see my brown lipos and thin i;ve bene going to town Chowk g down and eati g the villages ETIE BBQ supply!!! don't they know I'm lost being what Mary RRASLY like dok: a Middle estrm woman? this is a poor=Pallets Ian protest. in Bethel home is the pertc place for ut.

nel people list are Lt serious anymore.