notes:
* the Gravitron: the only time the coat hanger felt good...
* the Gravitron: the official ride of In-N-Out Burger...
* Julia Louis-Dreyfus: i'm the Meryl Streep of television acting.
* Bruce Timm: she's not a babe until she wears the black lipstick...
* Prevagen: you forgot the name of this medicine...
* Henzy: the Rainbow Bridge is real. Niagara Falls, right?
Talia: i'm disappointed the bridge isn't actually rainbow...
* Boc: leg pain is a BLESSING.........scorching sizzle on those strawberries...
* the TEZSPIRE punk:: my mohawk is red. when it was green i was in Repo Man. when it was blue i was in SLC Punk...
* Ms. Star: make a wish on me as i bathe in cranberry jelly.
* Ariana Araiza the new weathergirl: i look like a young Elvira...
* Broadcats: not fats cats, not lady cats, not TV, Cats on Broadway...
* Carmel: all of our restaurants and bakeries are closed for Thanksgiving...
* Boc: the bright blue buzzing neon trilight in the bar, Blade Runner before it was Max Headroom. Frank's Place in Vegas where Falkor performs as a drag dancer. everyone this particular morning is like John Candy late for Thanksgiving supper speeding in their VW Rabbit car down local unmarked streets.
John Candy: i'm trying to find the last can of cranberry jelly, it'll double as my Santa belly for Christmas...
* repo man repo man don't invade my space
haven't recovered from the last time, it's frozen like this my face
* Rod Serling, smiling: have you gone poo in my heavy black woolly coatjacket yet?...
me: i need help...
Mr. Kotter, smiling: ...
* seaQuest DSV: do a deep dive of this series, both meanings...
* seaQuest DSV: see this series anew again for the first time.........watch the screen though your scuba screen.........this is the only title with a middle capital letter...
* Bjork: sugar cubes are my cocaine...
* koala: plant a billion trees on Earth, i am the only one who can reverse climate change.
* Leslie Sbrocco: dessert?
all 3 foodies: no room, we're stuffed from the veal.
Leslie Sbrocco: no, the dessert is always me...
* turkey trot: take a walk every time you eat sandwich turkey...
* four-wheeler: Doryce and Gladyce on Thursdays...
* Kinsey Tostado: eat me like a Pati Jinich tostada...
* Kinsey Tostado: my tits are like when the Caffe D'Vita MOCHA Cappuccino chocolate powder-mix in the 4-pound can is NEW, the powder is still VELVETY and PILLOWY...
* Eleni Giokos: i become Nigella Lawson when i cook...
* Eleni Giokos: i become Amal Clooney when someone FINALLY nails down that George Clooney, the white-whale catch of the century!!!...
* Boc: see that V-shaped palm tree? V for vagina victory...
* Omni-Man: the expression on my face can best be described as.........always conflicted...
* Talia: maybe i'll risk a harsh dye if you can get the kitty litter smelling like cocoa butter again...
* tablescape: Thanksgiving in Dune...
Dune: dine in Dune...
* scalp facial: this is what happens when you skimp on the cocoa butter...
* Lucio: stop calling here or i'll call the police, i wish i could tell that to EVERY SINGLE spam call i get...
* i'd do Peloton if they'd allow me to eat Cool Ranch Cheetos on the anti-grav bike.
* Metro: there needs to be a Seinfeld Claymation special, that's the one medium they never did anything in, right?
* dynamic island: oh, i thought it was a REAL island.........like on a map, i need to escape...
Doryce: my otter box ain't bulky and boxy, my otter box is lean and sleek, my otter box is beautiful, my otter box is pretty not mangy...
* Geico: it's Invincible live-action before anyone else!!! Viltrumites are easily defeated by a Nintendo cartridge...
* ESPN Bet.
woman: Shiver Me Timbo is my husband's legal name. you won the innertube water polo Super Bowl of 1985 but that was at a Holiday Inn Radisson motel pool in Sylmar...
* Chevrolet.
old woman: i remember everything!!! no it wasn't the Prevagen, it was that big bulky-ass 8-track!!! 8-TRACK music cures!!! i kissed John Denver at that drive-in...
* Walmart.
Mean Girls weathergirl: cough cough, i'm sick.
Lacey Chabert: come on, we both know you're quadruple-vaxxed, i put the vaccine in you myself.
happy weekend, my babies.
TOMORROW: does McDonald's serve a complete whole Thanksgiving dinner? McTurkey, right?...
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