notes:
* me: i had the loveliest lucid dream and was treated to the acting of Aneurin, it was like an aneurism.
Ear Horn: the peculiar prickly piquant pothos plant works well for that, dearie.
* Herschel Savage: no i'm not running for Senate...
* Luke Russert and Tai at Tatiana's Massage in The Barnyard.
Luke Russert: can you give me a Swedish massage on my throat?
Tatiana: um, sure, we do lymphatic drainage.
Eddie Vedder: lymphatic drainage was pioneered by me.
Luke: make that stone as hot as possible. can we do the couples massage? please?
Tai: no, Luke, we're not a couple anymore.
Luke, sulking: fine.
Tai: i work here now so i'll be giving you the massage.
Luke: this is at once exhilarating and exasperating.
* Boc: the seagulls were the size of ostriches this morning.
* Luke Russert: when i was SLOWLY SLOWLY SLOWLY on my walk, for a SPLIT SECOND i left my body and entered the ether...
* Major Motoko Kusanagi in Gaza: i recognize these densely-packed tenements...
* Luke Russert: i need a spray nozzle.
Tai: there will never be any nozzles at hostels.
Luke: can you shoot water in my face in a jet stream, on the hour every hour?
Tai: sure, for your health, not a kinky thing.
Luke: showers are expensive. baths are incomprehensible. i used to have a dish nozzle attached to my kitchen sink at the Van Nuys house, sigh, it's amazing how we take these things for granted.
* Boc: if i'm walking and i accidentally kick a pebble 100 mph into the street into the middle of the intersection, it's not my fault, okay? blame my stickered crocs, they're too powerful for their own good...
* Boc: a bath is too much trouble.........unless it's for pleasure...
* Billy Pilgrim: why did i stay with my dog? because my dog is Sirko.
Storybook International: not cooter, khutor.
Shakespeare: ...
Storybook International: all these khutors you shall explore with your lute...
* Yalda: it's not yada yada yada, it's a Night For Forgiveness.
* Cristiano Ronaldo: i came up with my Siu celebration in mid-air...
* Leslie Sbrocco: wanna fuck?
Morgan Bolling: i hear Keith Dresser recently got divorced.
Leslie: it's just that we need something to do for 2 hours waiting for the malasada dough to proof, and my sex lasts exactly 2 hours...
Morgan: why don't we wait around the dock, i'll be on one side of the dock, you'll be on the other side of the dock, and we'll just stare at each other silently for 2 hours.
Bridget Lancaster: dock pudding...
Ear Horn: bistort heals, dearies.
* Droids episode "Across the Roon Sea": our red booths in our cantina are from Johnny Rockets!!!
* C-3PO: remember when i bumped into that monster on that Droids episode and i told him, "i'm sorry, sir, but i'm in a terrible hurry," that was the TENDEREST moment in television history.
* Boc: why are all the cars in the Safeway parking lot giant behemoths of war vehicles being driven by big busky burly Butkus men?
*Jen R: i swear i put body wash in my hair and shampoo all over my body when i'm pretending to be a stripper in the shower, i'm that tired. got mucus all over my nose but the shower steam acts as a natural Navage...
* AI: we'll finally get you that marriage proposal by the cliff bridge you've been wanting all your life!!! and now you can tell your friends you can dunk 30 feet cos we'll erase the trampoline!!!
* GEICO fancy dark candlelit-mood steak-dinner restaurant.
waiter, grinding: say when.
man: when. but keep going.........keep going forever.........i want a Scrooge McDuck Washington Monument vault of parmesan cheese on my chest.
Luke Russert: sounds healing.
* Honda: when they wanted us to keep the sky blue, we said, "only human eyes see the sky as blue. how did the sky FIRST FORM, anyway? seems impossible for any atmosphere to appear." what's strange is we didn't make electric cars from the start INSTEAD of gas, you know? now our mission is to turn the moon into a studio with Tralfamadorian glass domes to be the aliens' gameshow.
* testimonial: at AT&T i was forced to learn how to surf...
* Allstate.
man: there's a podcast about tea.
elevator man from Roc and Chicago Hope: Spill The Tea, i drink to it.
Boc: ...
man: there's a podcast about why dogs sniff each other's butts.
Greykid: hey have you heard about that podcast with Eye Luggage, Laertus, and Dirg where they review movies?
boss: podcast?
man: yes.
boss: you do have that androgynous PBS-host look.
Carly Severn: ...
* AI: we make the NFL schedule now!!! so this doesn't explain why we don't ever get a 49ers/Eagles game in London...
happy weekend, my babies.
TOMORROW: would it be better if fast-food joints had their own delivery service or if they all and i mean ALL were on DoorDash?...
2 comments:
Ahhhh... Thank you! That's so lovely to give me a mention!
We need silent deafening in here!
And the tallest smalls. Towering microscopically.
It has to be a Sicilian lemon of great yellowness. So that you can smell all the lemony goodness from Lemony Snickett’s house. These kind of lemons replace antihistamine tablets, vitamin C deficiency and possible gait complications of the eye-luggage kind. I saw that on YouTube whilst looking for Skippy the bush kangaroo. *)
of course, mah dahlin, you are the best storyteller and artist I know!!!
we can't have loud deafening or our ear drums'll blow out.
like that Superman city under a Beauty and the Beast cloche.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo!!! omg what a DELIGHTFUL show, one part Gilligan's Island, one part Swiss Family Robinson, and one part Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. that kangaroo is so CUTE!!! as cute as Skippy from Family Ties. this was a spinoff of Neighbours, right?
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