the day after a big global event, that Monday after, is so melancholic. we're talking Say Anything-level melancholy here. it's hard to get out of bed, to start the week, there's nothing to look forward to. Super Bowls are one thing, but Olympics and World Cups, you won't see them again in the time it takes to go to college.
1. what did you last savor and when?
Water Cinnamon from Boruto! it's my favorite! that i savor! it's my savorite! but then toonami canceled Boruto so...
2. athletic mindblowing sex or slow sexy romantic sex, what do you want right now?
in honor of the Olympics the former. #1. Harvard studies have shown that if you have mindblowing sex, if you reach that level of orgasmic high, if you do it right, participants in a blind study went blind temporarily after the orgasm.
you know i don't think i've ever had soft sex. you gotta do it the snowboarder way, the slopestyle alpine way. extreme. when i have sex the snowboarder way they call me River of Ice...
it's sex, you gotta get the most of it, you gotta get broke in two like Melissa Villasenor sings about on SNL.
3. you are being interviewed and asked to comment on sex-work. what do you have to add to the conversation?
interviewed by Mardith?!!! i say i LOVE sex work. in all forms. i wouldn't BE HERE t'were it not for sex work. i honor all mothers. i honor all fathers. i honor all opera.
4 should sex work be decriminalized? OF COURSE. i wouldn't be here without it. you know i just found out LAST YEAR that i was actually born in Beverly Hills. BEVERLY HILLS!!! no seriously. a hospital with green hedges in Beverly Hills. I should be the one doing the serious Fresh Prince of Bel-Air...
5. fill in the blank: don't ____
don't don't. do it. just do it. be an artist even if you never meet a gatekeeper. even if after almost dying you get a gatekeeper but that gatekeeper is Kanye...
BONUS: are you bored with people who are successful and unhappy? why?
yes. because you will only be happy if you're rich. you think Elon Musk is happy having to go down to Australia to find a new mate? Australia, a place Elon Musk called a "prison colony". if you make it in the sub industry, if you become the king of submarine sandwiches, make sure you add an extra bathroom key to your penthouse suite so you can share munching on an avocado sub with someone up there, it's lonely at the top. you don't want to end up like Brad Garrett.
take my roof for example. the roof finally got done but these things cost money. without money there's nothing over my cold bald head. i'm out in the cold, out in the rain. wait but i love the rain, i love dancing naked in the rain like a crazy monk. bad example. nevermind.