i mean what can you say? all you can do is bow down to that, bow down to such a feat in love honor and respect.
2nd pic: not ice pops. not Otter Pops. flavors: lime, lemon, orange, Bud Ice
Condom Awareness Day falls on Valentine's Day, what are the odds?
Lars von Trier: that "ooh baby baby" chips Super Bowl commercial cut too close to home with that animatronic singing fox.
Peyton Manning: um, why didn't i do the voice to my cartoon character?
Eli Manning: i call you Peyt.
Boomer on ESPN: not Grey Cup, Cooper Kupp.
Bob Costas: if you have a Super Bowl party in the UK, you're REALLY not going in to work tomorrow...
1. one of my ideas is to someday create ____
a platform where artists can make money even if they go through their entire lives without ever having met a gatekeeper...
2. do you travel lightly?
yes i'm always alone. sure, when i used to travel. i was naked but carried that insanely-bulky Santa Claus pouch Luffy always carries on his back, a bag that's ten feet high, a bag the size of a Titan. they let me through Customs when they see my straw hat. i don't believe in bulky wallets, i keep all my cash and credit cards in a moneyclip. i lost my moneyclip on a frozen frog's lilypad. the frog was just pretending to be frozen to scare me with its tongue. i make sure not to eat or drink on the plane. i don't believe in planes trains and automobiles. i walk everywhere. know how i got to Hawaii? surfed.
3. how would you create the best dressed baked potato?
Mr. Potato Head black glasses, red Mickey Mouse shorts. for starters. instead of a money belt a belt made of chives. ketchup salt vinegar barbecue sour cream onion. oh i thought you said All Dressed. it's gotta look good cos all youtube videos are shown on it.
4. the best thing you tasted over the weekend was ____
my corner bookie's tears. i consoled him, i gave him a long hug cos he was sad. he lost everything on the Bengals. i lost everything on the Bengals. what was i thinking? Hollywood always beats Cinderella. bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
5. what do you wish you had paid attention to?
i wish i had paid my corner bookie...
also, i wish there was a way to know if someone is the one, like you look at their eyes and their pupils turn into the thumbs-up emoji.
1: the niche that sets me apart
2: Not really. I try to but then I thinks - what if I might need this thing or that thing.
3: I would garnish that bitch in garlic butter and fine grated cheddar so that it bled oozing, slippery sex-appeal in yellow and gold. Tell me you’re not salivating.
4: I am currently not eating anything with fat or sugar. I am not drinking alcohol. This leaves me somewhat in despair. However, I did taste the sweet air of spring when I went for a walk. It was only a tang; a whiff. Perhaps just a tease.
5: Pretty much everything.
1. you already have it!
2. just stuff me in one of your suitcases, my sweet
3. i just cummed
4. cheers mah dahlin...oh, sorry
5. that's what the Buddha said
can i just say, you've got one FINE-looking butt, mah dahlin
love you *)
I have nothing but respect for Gwynny and the mileage she gets out of her vagina. Also, much respect to your surfing odyssey to Hawaii. Such is the stuff that a 31st Century Iliad will be written and published on your gatekeeper-less platform for the ages.
smu: i finally got a gatekeeper. unfortunately that gatekeeper is Kanye
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