TMIT: MY NIGHT NYOTAIMORI

1. name a food or drink you could never live without:

tomorrow is grocery day and it's the only day which makes me smile anymore. cos it gets me out of the house. a quick peruse of my laundry list is as follows:

yeah a couple of items have become STAPLES meaning i can't live without them each two weeks:

the chocolate chip cookies by the deli, Frank's green hot sauce, Mocha Mix, brown eggs but only the ones with the brown freckles, the Farmer John thick bacon cos that's the only kind that cooks without it becoming tissue-paper, Pringles but only the long can cos it makes me horny, garbanzo beans but only in the Rick + Morty cans, almond-butter yogurt, Coke with a capital C...

2. name a food or drink you think never should have graced this Earth:

graced is a strong word, isn't the Earth already doomed?

octopus. it's not fair to the octopus. i mean all he was trying to do was teach the schoolkids who are the outcasts of society, those in Class E, delinquents destined to lead meaningless lives as thugs, misfits, party girls at Tsunade's casino, or, worst of all, high-school students...

sure Teach blew up the moon and made it a permanent crescent and threatened to blow up Earth, but, refer back to the beginning of this question. there's more going on here, and i'm sure it's all in the manga i won't read...

3. if you had to choose between licking chocolate from your partner's genitals or taking tequila shots from their navel, which would you choose and why?

tequila shots. cos it seems more fun and less ghastly. the chocolate thing seems like a college hazing. tequila is party food, jello shots, everyone loves jello, at least till the '80s and sweaters. see i never went to one of those cool parties with the jello shots, i only saw such things in teen horror films. plus, navel reminds me of navel oranges. i only eat the rind of the orange, not the pulp. my uncle joined the Navy and never returned...he didn't die, he became the CEO of Old Navy which went under...he only joined the company cos he wanted to provide pants for his lover Donald Duck...

4. if you had to choose between having to eat one Brussel sprout every day or never having coffee again, which would you choose if you had to elaborate or drop out of college:

coffee. i wouldn't be here without coffee. literally. i'd be gone, there'd be another in this space. not even for those Brussel sprouts served by a soldier in a red coat and fuzzy hat like a Heath bar.

but i want that sugary Kyoto coffee. that you can only get in Kyoto. i hear Coke has Fruit Juice Seltzer now, i mean does it matter anymore if your sustenance comes from navel or blood? 

what i'm signaling here is i want to travel to Kyoto. as in i NEED to travel. NOW. i'm getting antsy in my monk cell, gotta break out with seven of my brothers to marry seven brides and go to Vegas. and travel the world. and gallivant the globe. 

fund me, MAKE THIS A TRAVEL BLOG!!!!!!!!!!

5. give us the recipe or at least the name of your favourite cocktail:

daiquiri: the drink of sad writers and stupid teenagers. wink wink, thanks, Archer

BONUS: tell us about your current food fantasy, sexual or otherwise:

body sushi. but instead of sushi i pick up Vanquish pills with my chopsticks...

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