The Utter Nonsense Edition, has that Monty Python ring.
1. so, what's your typical work uniform if you are working from home? orange bodysuit. with those reflective patches.
2. are you eating more ___ under coronavirus lockdown or self-quarantine?
a) prepared foods
b) fresh produce
c) frozen food (veggies/entrees/pizza...)
d) snack foods (cookies/cakes/ice cream/chips/crackers/candy...)
e) homemade soups, stews, casseroles
f) more of everything
of course everyone is eating Mint Pringles. but i'd like to turn your attention to a lesser-known Pringle...a Pringle that has ridges...some say once a Pringle has ridges it ceases to be a Pringle...
3. what are you planning to do? i don't make plans, it just gets me depressed
4. picked up any new hobbies lately? writing...
5. would you rather be compelled to high-five everyone you meet or be compelled to give wedgies to anyone in a green shirt?
this question hurts me. green is my color, i was named after a green saint---a saint who didn't have experience yet, not versed in the art of fucking, but vowed to be a man someday---now an orange shirt i can understand, orange shirts are ugly, who would ever wear an orange shirt!?…
i was so naïve as a kid, i thought when people offered to give me wedgies that was a geometry lesson.
the high-five was invented by volleyball players in the Valley in the '70s whilst they smoked substances in a van before regionals. they each had the same individual collective experience: they were touching the sun with their hand, and a new method of communication was born……...one that is snuffed out now by an invisible enemy...much like the sun's rays...
i swear, i went to all those college women's volleyball practices because i wanted to high-five...
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What a terrible bonus question. Better to be a virtual god than a ghost!
yeah but you're not REALLY a god in VR, Sword Art Online aside. it is possible to be a god in the real world but it takes tons and tons and tons of online secret schooling.
1: leggings and hoody
2: Magnums. (ridged, of course)
3: About what?
5: I don’t understand this anti- green issue.
6: A God in the machine. *)
I don't know, anyone who messes with Pringles Original is just ruining a perfect food.
mah dahlin: 1. and yoga pants. you go, Jane!
2. RIDGED. i'll be over in a kip.
3. the wedding
4. Disney on your ipad watch
5. me, neither
6. i'll get you into anime on our Cinnabon Mario Kart date
ancilla: agreed. in fact I just had some Original an hour ago...
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