notes:
* that waterfall from The Diving Bell and the Butterfly anyone?
* not an episode of Wonder Showzen. i'm not sure if i want that show to come back...…i'm not sure if that show COULD come back now
* if everyone in the world simply fixed their leaky faucets, there would be no more earthquakes in California…
* do you know why faucets leak? no, it's not the cats licking them constantly. the faucets are crying out for justice.
* not a commercial for Hershey's Gold
* omg that kid in the green Kermit sweatshirt is LITERALLY the kid on Wonder Showzen, down to the fro and the working at a construction zone with all the orange cones
* Big Hurt: yeah that's big. and done with no enhancements. just the enchancements which will make the ladies love you more. and longer.
Phoenix: Big Hurt, THAT's you?
Big Hurt: all drugs have side effects.
Phoenix: praying for you, Big Papi.
* woman at top of stairs: would you please get the diaper bag, too, kind stranger?
man at bottom of stairs: *whispering* okay, fine, i will. but no Maury, okay?
* woman at top of stairs: *looks at ipad watch* it's 2019, where are the flying strollers?
* Phoenix: maybe if there weren't so many cars on the...
Lucky Charms leprechaun: hush, sonny! *puts his finger on my lips* that's the four-leaf-clover! show some respect, laddy! or are you a lady!? want me to get out my cosh!!?
Phoenix: that's your dick...
* bike gear: you know, the wheel has never actually really been ever explained...
* Phoenix: nah. 17,000 likes, now THAT is bigger.
Captain Obvious: nah, they're all hate likes.
* yellow teammate 1: don't kill yourself, it's just a game.
yellow teammate 2: let's go into business together. me 11, you 7...
* actress: what's all the fuss? why do i have on a Playboy white-fuzz robe and getting my nails did?
assistant: it's for your youtube video...
* girl in red room: i'm beautiful. why? who knows, this world is doomed, imma escape by crawling on my hands and knees and entering this David Lynch tiny door under the sink before the lunch bell...
* humpback whale: i'm normally not this heavy, but i just et Pinocchio.
Pinocchio: Megan Pinoe is my distant relation. is that a condom in the ocean or are you just happy to see me?...
whale: that's your nose...
* Phoenix: no, i DON'T got this.
* Carl Sagan: the future……...thought there'd be different cars...why do i have to drive a banana?...
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happy weekend, my babies
TOMORROW: the Burger King Taco. have to. right? i mean how can a burger place possibly compete with Taco Bell? this taco is gonna taste like a Whopper all chopped up...
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