Wednesday, March 11, 2026

WEDDING PRACTICE: NO CHOCOLATE AT A WEDDING?

 

















me: what are we doing for wedding favors? 
Jen R: can I say little baggies of pot?
me: no but I like the little Aggies part.
Jen: little baggies of Tootise Roll Pops!!! like 2 lollipops in a bag I goes. you know what I discovered recently?
me: I hate the chocolate Totoiset roll Pops.
JenL right? they;t redundant. nobody acts the chocolate Totopsoe Tool Pops, I usually out them I a BIG bag and stash them in the cupboard lost fever. o yesterday I ight a bag at Safeway and there was ot ONR chocolate pop!!! he Fnbos is listening to us.
me: ate you sure it want Feco?

Kara Swpsjher: on mu new Cnn show Kara Swoser wats to i've Ferevr, I'm riding a motorized bicycle without a helmet too show that it's SFA won tmpoe Morant;y the theme song;s gonna be :tomorrow" by for chaor changing e stick to I wanna live forever///

Anderson Voopr; the Iranians Gaird is like what the Indianpoli Colts were to Tom Brady during deflate gate...

Match Game: it ps every ;ps housewife dream I kiss Gtd Grbndy.
re dgtanyL: infused too be cool until I ran for Vingerss.
Gary Jorge: i BTEKY lost to him in Iowa.
Fred handle the .8-s were all about house parties on boats...

Barbie; I had a creepy face when I debited,  was Ike if Ei;lmao Good stone had real angry eyes.

Father Navin prat ping the wedding honky: cars Holiow has no policies let us all aspire to be tars Gollow...

Guy CFieri catering the wedding: mu middle name is Ramsay vesper I was BIRn to be a food guy!!! I shouldn't be from Ohio. I should be for loofa. I;pm the original Flrpda <an.

me: at d we do for the appetizer before the big da;ad?
JenL for me or our goes> oh. chicken noodle soup. why water-down a classic?
me; WIT hickey nights isn't that too lich meat?
jenL we want out wedding dates to be PORKY after the danci g is through.

Meals on Fheee;s watering the erdidngl no one as the sup.s...

at the rig ceremony to the ceding.
Lord of the ingsl if you like this, you won't;t e receiving a wedding ring...
From and DamL no Ron's for us. we're ot gay it's a heroic fiends up. 
Fredo: oof anything I;m SAMN'S Gardneer///

Olive OylL Popeye, why dolt out have you Popeeua RMS anymore>
PopeteL I got spinach in u teeth, I got am arrested. I really love your 1930s design, Oilie, you;RS exile slim.
Olive OykL I still love you, people. I still love hugging you. even if my arms are bogey than your arms now.

Mary Snmn Callie til I play tennis on a island, emotionally and physically. tennis is a solitary sport, and there;s only one tennis court at TJ nalc of ku apartment complex...
Mary DnnL the Rnco Hills are themselves an island. ok  moving on this colander I got at Fedco today into ,ku place.

Damsels NFL as long as your fault hasn't left you...

Philip Buml: I edd a bum of cosine to navigate Effing ton Jose days.
Today GiukianiL of I ha dist bene the nominee instead of Tron. I;f still ne normal today.

eater Toen at Indian wekksL I may still vie with  hornets, ot I Kosta SCHOOLED Ben help who's Glendale isn;Lt that hot.

Jor: did you wake up with a cup of coffee: why scientist asap that is a and idea.

me: and for the cake? 
Jen: get this, THREE Phualdlepho Cream Cheesecakes!!! stacked. 3 of those pies on a totem.
me; that is DECSDEJT which I why I love it. bot you know, I;m not really into crea, cheese.
jenL not enemy in eggs> Blanche;s eggs? get your jaw together.man.
me; what is a lawn exactly?
jenL it;s like the lb;w, ight/ 









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